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Down syndrome

2011-10-31T16:59:00.007+08:00

Sometimes................................. I feel that i talk faster than i think... Or rather... i talk without thinking... My mouth just blurts out whatever it feels like saying without seeking permission from my brain on whether the sentences are socially acceptable... The end product of such a down syndrome?????... Nonsenses, craps and bullshits discharging uncontrollably from mouth... blah blah blah... Scientists need to find a cure for such a down syndrome... I will be the first to queue up for it!

Today, I spouted some nonsensical nonsenses and pissed off a friend unintentionally.. Let's call this person C.B (aka Celestial Being... because once in a while i call this friend by the name of a particular celestial being).. C.B's face was overwhelmed with 杀气 upon hearing those nonsenses... It was as though if there was a knife beside C.B... C.B will prolly stab me with it... Well... Perhaps i was really overboard with what i said... but it was really unintended and i did not purposely preplan to piss C.B off... Hmmmm... i just find that C.B is an interesting person with an interesting personality and i wish to get to know C.B better which explains why i spouted those nonsenses... But apparently... it backfired... Ahaha!!

Although C.B had forgiven me... somehow... somewhat... the thorn will still be there somewhere...

I guess i need to stick this warning sign on myself wherever i go...

Lol...

P.S: This is what 有缘无份 means ba...

Stalker

2011-10-21T17:59:00.008+08:00

(Source: http://kisukeuraharaii.deviantart.com/art/Aizen-the-creepy-stalker-guy-158693038)

I have been blogging for quite some time already and i roughly know who does and who does not visit my blog..

However, in recent days, i came to a realization that there is this particular individual who knew about my blog long ago, reads my posts, doesn't tag, doesn't comment and doesn't talk to me about it.. Basically, i have no slight clue that this person reads my blog until only recently.. This person hides behind the safety of the computer screen for concealment, perhaps even with a MASK on to conceal the identity further.. and begins fishing for rumors/scandals/gossips about the writer secretly... Well.. there is a term for this type of reader... I call this person a STALKER!! Not just any normal stalker but a CREEPY one!! Haha..

For now.. i will name this person C.S aka Creepy Stalker.. Hmmm... perhaps C.S had been hired by the US Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) to conduct private checks on me... But hey C.S!!... I'm not a fugitive and didn't commit any international crime ok!!

Anyway... i know why C.S decides to read my blog anonymously... because personally... i like to stalk people TOO... wahaha... BUT... i do not like to get stalked!!

Having said that... I welcome all readers... whether they are here to stalk, to kill time, to spam or to flame me...

PS: C.S.. you know who you are.. This post is dedicated specially for you.. if you are reading this, you have been BINIFIED!! Mwahaha..

PS2: This post is just for fun, laughter, peace and joy.. C.S don't have to take it too seriously!!

PS3: C.S had requested for its identity to be kept confidential so C.S is safe...

...for now...

(Source: http://macotar.blogspot.com/2010/11/10-tips-for-successful-stalker.html)

(Source: http://whollysblog.com/wordpress/what-is-considered-to-be-stalking/)

Siao ah?

2011-10-15T00:08:00.006+08:00

Warning: The preceding videos contained scenes of extreme vulgarities and screechy F# screeches. Viewer discretion is advised. Not for the weak eardrums and faint-hearted!

I am surprised how those MRT windows and glass panels can still remain intact despite all the screeching screeches... phewww... No wonder is world class transportation!

Now for a remix version...

Wahaha.. These 2 videos really made my night...

I can't imagine if she was my mum and nags at me with those high-pitched screeches every night... phewwww... I can't imagine if she was my wife too... *shrugs*... I'm so glad she's not!!

PS: "Sweet voice" shall now be one of my MAJOR criteria when seeking a soul mate! Wahaha..

Daoism

2011-10-11T18:23:00.009+08:00

I know my dear blog misses me to write on her.. similarly.. i miss writing on my blog too.. i have quite a few topics that i intend to write about but due to time constrains... i have no choice but to put them one side first.. right now... i shall just narrate a story... The story is about daoism... Yup... there's no spelling error... i meant Daoism and not Taoism!

~The story revolves around 2 characters:
Character 1: D.K aka DaoKia
Character 2: Mr Friendly

Brief character introduction: Mr Friendly and D.K are school mates and ain't usually that close... They converse less than a sentence in a month... Could probably just classify them as pure acquaintances...

Here goes...

Once upon a morning... Mr Friendly was on his way towards a bus berth to head for school... Along the way, he came across his schoolmate D.K... Mr Friendly, as the name suggests, decided to be friendly and approached D.K for a conversation, instead of acting and pretending like they never knew each other...

The conversation was all well and good... Mr Friendly and D.K were chatting with each other and heading towards the bus berth together... Nice! chatting chatting chatting... lalala.. gagaga.. blablabla.....

Bus arrived!

Mr Friendly boarded the bus first... Bus was quite crowded so Mr Friendly glanced around for 2 empty seats... Glancing glancing glancing... Bingo! 2 empty seats spotted... Mr Friendly took 1 of the seat and was expecting D.K to take the other... SUDDENLY... D.K had a 180 degrees change in attitude and acted like they never knew each other! D.K took an empty seat that was a distance away from Mr Friendly and started playing with phone!!!???

Mr Friendly was like HUH? and had no choice but to feel unnaturally embarrassed and awkward... -_-"

~End of narration!

Hmmmm... why do i get this feeling that the more i narrate... the more Mr Friendly seems like myself???... Yea... i am in fact narrating about myself! I am being Daoed for no reason! ><

I came up with 2 reasons to explain this unnatural, unusual, unconventional, uncommon, unordinary, unthinkable and unexpected phenomena...
1. D.K never ever liked Mr Friendly in the first place!
2. D.K had a Dao personality!

But heck... the reason is not important... What's most important is... Daoing had always been an innate ability of mine... i can activate it anytime, as and when i want.. i can't believe i met my match today... Someone's daoing skill is actually more superior than mine... Holy! O_O

PS: Moral of the story is... Be dao or get daoed... Haha..

New hobby

2011-08-24T18:56:00.008+08:00

Previously, I can never understand why mum/sisters/girls love to go shopping so much till the extent they will die for it... and when they do shop... they usually take HOURS and their legs can MIRACULOUSLY never get tired from all that walking... Hmmmm... but right now... ... ... ... ...EVEN i myself am doing that too!!! Oh my god.. what is this world coming to??? bin actually LOVES shopping!!!??? huh!!!??? I actually LOVE something that i used to DREAD so much??? huh!!!?? huh???!!! Haa...

My shopping routine is quite simple... Basically.. bin enters shop... bin browse through outfits... bin grabs those that caught his eyes.. bin enters dressing room and change up... bin strikes a few cool poses in front of mirror... bin turns a few rounds... if bin likes.. bin pays money... else rinse and repeat routine.. Very systematic like matlab programming... Unlike girls who can be at that same shop, in that same dressing room, wearing that same piece of clothing, doing that same pose over and over again for HOURS but still cannot come to a conclusion on whether to purchase it or not... Hehe..

Although i had purchased quite a few clothings already but looking at my wardrobe now.. i still can't help but shake my head continuously and sigh relentlessly in disappointment... In the past, I never had to FRET what to wear when going out because i'm always wearing the same pieces over and over again.. haha.. epic fail.. *facepalm* My wardrobe definitely needs an EXTREME makeover.. *ding dong*.. Next stop.. Bossini & G2000! =)

PS: This new hobby was picked up only recently so i am still an amateur in fashion.

Wisdom tooth surgery

2011-08-13T18:11:00.007+08:00

Previously, i had no ling gan and no topics so my blog had been gathering LOTS of dusts until now... So right now... i have to do this very very important thing...

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*whips out feather duster and wipes*

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Ok great.. now that my blog is sparkling clean.. it is time to blog again...

My lower right wisdom tooth had been giving me problems for the past many months... such as food getting stuck and funny-tasting liquid being secreted from that region... i had enough of tasting that revolting, disgusting fluid and thus decided to go for a wisdom tooth extraction... but mine is unlike any common tooth extraction whereby the dentist extracts using brute force... i had an impacted wisdom tooth aka tooth hidden under gums... besides.. the tooth grows almost horizontally instead of upright... so my wisdom tooth removal requires a minor surgery to cut away the surrounding gums and bones (i didn't know you can cut off bones in the mouth just like that without replacing them).. and finally.. the exposed wisdom tooth is then cut into smaller pieces for easier extraction... all these cuttings are done using a DRILL!!... goshhhh.. i almost freaked out when the dentist explained to me the whole procedure...

Right... the procedure sounded scary but the actual process itself was just a little scarier than scary movie 4... in other words... it was not that scary afterall just that the drilling sound was a little disturbing.. Minimal pain was felt other than the "ant bites" from the 3 anesthetic injections and the constant pressure exerted by the dentist on the tooth...

To summarize... basically the surgery itself was NO KICK...

A few hours later after the anesthetic effects wear off... HERE COMES THE SHIT!!!... OH MY FUCKING KNNBCCB GOD... i am TORMENTED with IMMENSE, UNBEARABLE SHARP PAINNNNNNN... the feeling was horrible and equally terrible... i usually have a high level of pain tolerance... but this pain was just indescribable and way too much for me to handle... You know how painful it was??? It was so painful till my usual 15mins dinner now took 1hour to finish... and halfway through the dinner... i had to go pop some painkiller prescribed by the dentist... in fact... i am not EATING my dinner... i am SIPPING my dinner instead!!

With that... i wonder who came up with the name "wisdom tooth"... well.. WISDOM tooth definitely doesn't makes me any wiser... i think "wisdom tooth" is too nice a name for something so evil... it should be called problematic tooth or devilish tooth or irritating tooth or even CCB tooth or something along that line... yea you get my point!

Below is the output of my wisdom tooth surgery... Shattered, bloody and SMELLY wisdom tooth...

And now... my right cheek looks like this...

Hope the swell subsides by Monday...

PS: Some genius needs to come up with a way for a less invasive extraction and a less painful aftermath PLEEEAAASSSSEEEEEE... i have 3 more wisdom tooths -_-"

WAR IS RAW!!

2011-06-13T18:07:00.015+08:00

Monday morning at work started off annoying... I reached my work desk at about 9.15am and noticed lots of BLACK ANTS swarming my desk... The gigantic type of ants!!... On closer investigation... i spotted an opened, unfinished packet of M&M 1 table away!!! I thought it was COMMON SENSE not to leave an OPENED, UNFINISHED packet of M&M on the table OVER THE WEEKENDS!!! Apparently... certain people are just lacking this basic intelligence... the culprit was a non-singaporean -_-"

Because of this dumb dumbo... I had to commit a sinful act of declaring war on the black ants... I was so dulan and pissed while trying to get rid of these endless and countless ants on my table...

Now for the war itself... The map of the battleground is shown below...

After killing a horde of ant invaders... Me being a peace loving non aggressor... I tried to be benevolent and pardoned the lives of certain ant aggressors by flicking them off the table... but they foolishly made their way up to the battlefield (table top) again via the table's leg... it seems that they are on a suicide mission tasked by their superior... oh well... since the troops yearn to die so much for their 'country'... i granted their wish eventually... I even placed the dead bodies near the choke points of the battlefield so that the reinforcement ants will retreat upon seeing so many deaths and casualties... but HELL NO... the soldiers just keep swarming and swarming and charging and marching fearlessly in numbers towards the battlefield from both my right and left choke points... Well... it seems that my 'diplomacy' did not work out successfully...

To show these hostile enemies that i am no weak pushover... I finally decided to declare a FULL SCALE WAR against these belligerents... KILL THEM MERCILESSLY AT SIGHT!! RAWRRRR!!! *squish squish squish & more squishes*

Having possessed advanced technology (bin's agility) and the latest state of the art weaponry (SIMTech high quality toilet paper)... the victor of the war was obvious and the puny ant invaders were annihilated eventually after about 45minutes of bloodshed... The invaders finally halted their attacks and the full scale war officially ended at about 10am... It was an ugly and disgusting sight... corpses and more corpses and blood and more blood flooded the battlefield...

(Note: I had 10 of such graveyards!!)
The ant army lost almost two to three battalions of troops while i suffered no casualty/injury at all... DUH!

It was peace finally but a few recce ants can continuously be seen heading towards the battlefield throughout the day for scouting mission... However... none made it back alive to their base to report the military situation to their officers unfortunately...

Sidetrack: I witnessed a touching scene when approaching the end of war... There was this surviving ant 'piggybacking' his dead comrade (i don't know.. perhaps it is still breathing) and running around the battlefield aimlessly as though it is looking for a medic ant to save its friend... It was such a heartening scene... i had the urge to spare their life... but i was quite irritated and HAD to do this... *SQUISH*... Amen -_-...

PS: I apologized for my chui blackberry camera...

PSS: I always had this perception that ants are bloodless... Well.. Today was my first time seeing so much BLOOD oozing out from an ant... Not just RED blood... There were a few ants with BLUE blood... YES!! BLUE!! WTF??... mutant black ants???

PSSS: I can foresee another war tomorrow... Amitabha...

Good skin

2011-06-10T14:58:00.006+08:00

I don't understand why do Koreans naturally have such good complexions?? Their complexions just seem so succulicious (succulent + delicious) and got this tionk tionk feel even without much make up... *envious*... i wonder what is their secret to good skin... kimchi?? botox?? plastic surgery?? BB cream?? weather??

For me leh??? My face is almost an oil field with enlarged pores like craters on the moon... blackheads... whiteheads... acnes... You name it, I have it!... Simi sai also have... Seriously... i think the amount of facial oil i produce in a year is sufficient to power a motorcar for a few days... Since our earth's oil supply is depleting fast.. researchers might want to consider alternative sources such as biofuels like me -_- ... Why ar why ar??... why like that?? i have 5 chinese words to describe this situation.. 同人不同命!!.. They had been my good friends and accompanied me through ups and downs for almost 16 years already and still counting... I want to 绝交 with them and will not miss them a tiny bit!

I had experimented all sorts of brands of facial products... From Nivea to Oxy to Garnier to whatever it is... Their products' claim is forever so convincingly convincing... BUT whether it works is another story... Well.. most of these products that i purchased should have ended up at Semakau landfills or Tuas incinerators already... Ok.. next on the list... this brand named SIMPLE!... which happens to be in line with my life's philosophy of being simple... perhaps the simple solution to good skin for a simple guy with a simple life living in a simple world looking for a simple girl is simply SIMPLE... I just edited my mini intro... now it looks even more simple... haha..

I am not trying to be vain or whiny or what.. i just feel that everyone should deserve to have a good complexion... why the creator of life must come out with such an ugly and hideous disease??... goshh..

PS: My daily facial regime includes applying cleanser, toner followed by moisturizer... Nothing wrong ma...

PSS: For those who are nodding in agreement after reading this post... i feel your agony and pain..

Clarification

2011-06-10T11:37:00.004+08:00

I want to take this opportunity to clarify a certain issue... There is this period of time where i dis-recommended a particular professor to a few people for FYP due to my crappy IA experiences with him few months ago...

But after today's final presentation with prof... i wish to take back my words and correct my initial impression of him... To all those whom i dis-recommended... FASTER GO SNATCH HIS FYP PROJECTS WHILE STOCKS LAST!!! haha..

Now to elaborate more about this twist of fate saga...

Before the presentation... i was still very nervous and afraid that he will screw/scrutinize/guai lan me the same way he did few months ago... I entered his office with a 死就死吧 mentality...

Throughout the presentation... it was quite an interactive session...

After the presentation... he kept saying very good very good... he was very happy with it... he saw that i put in efforts and had a positive attitude compared to our very first meeting... then proceeded to tell me some 'philosophies' about how important attitude is... and related how he saw some FYP students with the bo chap attitude... then commented that if the students don't even care... why should he care??... haha... Perhaps, during the first meeting.. i displayed signs of smoking him, unpreparedness and poor attitude???... Did i?? Hmmmm...

Anyway... prof also mentioned that he generally won't be too hard to students... and that he will grant us at least a B+ grade... even for the IA student whom their supervisor gave a lousy grade, prof will try to adjust it higher.. O_O

From this whole hooo haaa.. my point is... to secure a good FYP grade under him is actually very simple...
1. Show good attitude!
2. Show good effort!
3. Show good preparation!
And you are all set and ready to own...

Disclaimer: Prof's name is not disclosed due to privacy issue.

PS: After the presentation, i am extremely happy till i treated my colleague to lunch @ sakae which amounted to almost 50 over bucks.. haha. darn happy lahh.. what a good day to end the week...

PSS: I am so glad i managed to redeem myself through the presentation but then again.. until i physically see that i had achieved at least a B+ grade.. i will still continue to have some reservations towards him..

Funny noose snippet

2011-06-07T10:04:00.002+08:00

Funny "The Noose" snippet... Watch from 2:21 onwards...

Michelle's malaysian accent is really 几够力握... Seriously is hahaha ttm...

PS: Honestly speaking, malaysian chinese accent does sound kinda cute.

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."

2011-05-30T18:38:00.003+08:00

Hmmm... i have to state my stand and blog this.. Some people like to tease me by calling me president or zhong tong or something along this line..

To give some examples...

"sl: hahaha! Mr president. dont spoil your president name by asking ppl to donate to u leh.."

"sl: eh, zhong tong, go find out how to stop all these spammers leh... =X"

"jh: bin: cannot.. like tat then we will lose a future leader of sg.. haha.."

Don't say i cannot be a president... Even IF i can (but highly impossible and definitely not in this lifetime)... I also DON'T WANT to be a president... I won't and can't and shouldn't be a president...

If you look at my mini intro on the left... it says..
"a simple guy with a simple life ... living in a simple world"

This just simply means that i am a simple guy with a simple life looking for a simple girl.. That's that... 1+1=2... 1-1=0... 1x1=1... 1/1=1... Simple... No hidden meaning behind that sentence...

I was once a simple guy...

I am still a simple guy now...

And i will continue to be a simple guy in future...

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." Leonardo da Vinci

PS: To those who are guilty of calling me president aka zhong tong.. please call me simple guy instead!! haha.. =)

Mindfucking triangle

2011-05-25T19:06:00.003+08:00

What is the area of the big triangle below?

Some people will go cheyyyyyy... so easy... primary 3 kid also can solve this problem... Okok.. good good... let's try to work this out...

We learned in primary/secondary schools that...

Area of big triangle = Red area + blue area + green area + yellow area..

Bingo!!

So far so good..

Now.. let's try to rearrange the colored blocks like this...

OMG!!... for the same big triangle... the area is now...

Red area + blue area + green area + yellow area + white grid ???

Huh??? So do i add the white grid or not???

Ok... this is really mindfucking.. and till now i haven figured it out... haha.. =( =X

PS: All these mindfucking thingys are making me feel dam STUPID.. Seriously!

Where did the $1 go?

2011-05-25T19:01:00.004+08:00

3 men booked in a hotel. Counter girl charged them $10 for 1 room each. So total they paid $30.

Manager comes in after the men went to their rooms and reminded the counter girl they are having promotion. 3 rooms for $25.

Counter girl passes $5 to bellboy and told him to return the 3 men. Bellboy thinks $5 cannot divide by 3 so he kept $2 and return each man $1.

So each man paid, $10 - $1 returned by bellboy = $9

3 men = 3 x $9 = $27.

Bellboy kept $2.

$27 + $2 = $29.

Where is the missing $1???

PS: This is one tricky scenario! I almost fell for it.

Mindfucking chicken riddle

2011-05-25T12:31:00.003+08:00

Cool... i came across this very interesting chicken riddle.. it is very simple yet seriously brain wrecking... i just lost 1million brain cells thinking through the riddle...

For maths lovers.. are you ready for a mindfuck?

Here goes...

Chicken Riddle:
You spent $8 on a chicken, sold it for $9. But you wanted to earn more than that, so you bought back the chicken for $10. Then you sold it to another person for $11. How much did you earn in total?

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What is your answer?

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There are 4 possible answers to the riddle that most people might have...

Answer A: $3
You bought at $8 initially and sold at $11 eventually.

Profit = $11-$8 = $3

Answer B: $2
Spent $8 means -$8.
Sell $9 means +$9.
Buy back $10 means -$10.
Sell $11 means +$11.

Profit = -8+9-10+11 = $2.

Answer C: $1
Buy $8 chicken & sell at $9 = $9-$8 = $1 profit
Buy back $9 chicken at $10 = $10 - $9 = $1 loss
Therefore.. breakeven.
Sell chicken at $11 = $1 profit

Answer D: $0
Buy chicken at $8 & sell at $9 supposed to be a $1 profit and i will have $9 on hand.
However, buy back again at $10 means returning all the $9 on hand + $1 from own pocket.
Thus, actually is a loss of $1.
Sell chicken at $11 = $1 profit
$1 profit & $1 loss = $0

Haha... All the answers seem so reasonable right... To be honest my initial answer was $1 but i think the correct answer is $2... Don't know leh.. waiting for some genius to enlighten me..

There's actually a unique answer E that someone came up with..

Answer E: -$2
The profit is $2 from answer B.
But i bought the chicken at $10 when i can actually buy it at $8 = $2 loss
And i sold the chicken at $9 previously when i can actually sell it at $11 = $2 loss
Profit = $2-$2-$2 = -$2

O_o
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-_-"

Rich kid

2011-05-21T17:45:00.004+08:00

I ain't usually a big spender but i don't know what possessed me today... I led a 'rich kid' life today for 2 hours... So how did i spend the 2 hours??...

A haircut, including shampoo, at kimage for $45... Wow... my virgin time forking out so much for a haircut... So what is the difference between this kimage's $45 haircut and previously downstairs barber's $10 haircut??... On the micro scale... perhaps there is some difference.. but on the macro scale... i couldn't spot any significant changes!!!... tsktsk... ok lor... i shall just take the extra $35 spent for the shampoo cum head massage session... -_-" ... anyway the head massage was quite shiokkkk...

Next.. i went to make a new pair of spectacles... i tried on quite a few pairs but eventually narrowed down to 2 frames which i particularly like... a mocha frame and a guess frame... both are about equally priced... i like both of them so much until i tried each pair at least 15 times already but still couldn't come to a final decision... thus i decided to seek the counter girls for their opinions... counter girl A says the mocha frame looks nicer on me but the guess frame got the 方大同 look... ahaha.. however, counter girl B says the guess frame looks nicer on me instead... -_-" ... which means it still boils down to my own decision eventually... ZZzzz... if both girls chose the same frame... i will just follow the majority... i wished my sis was there to give me some opinions since i quite trust her taste... anyway... after a long period of dilemma and self appraisal... i decided to go for the mocha frame... Frame + lens = $210...

Total damage done for 2 hours = $255 .. which coincidentally happens to be my last month ureca's stipend.. phewww.. 25.5 hours of work gone in just 2 hours.. =X ... okok... on a bright side... at least i was once a rich kid for 2 hours... now back to being a pauper again... boohoohoo~~!!

PS: Sighhh... come to think of it now... i think i prefer the guess frame more leh... how?? =(

PSS: All are welcome to contribute to bin's donation fund. No amount is too small. =)

Suicide

2011-05-15T21:28:00.006+08:00

Hmmm... why nowadays the young girls xiao mei mei so fragile and so emotionally unstable one... recently, newspaper reported one 19 years XMM committed suicide by burning charcoal in her room over love matters... shortly after.. another 18 years old XMM committed suicide by jumping off her 8th floor window over love matters again... Why so sad and so 想不开??... Aiyo... Love sucks... Love, like money, is the root of all evils...

Anyway... talking about suicide... i think jumping off building is like one of the worst method to suicide... firstly... must tahan the fear & need to muster enough courage to take that step out of the window... after that... must tahan the "thrill" of the freefall... then bangggggg... must tahan that split seconds of immense pain before RIP-ing... and all these end with lots of blood and broken bones... *dislike*

Seriously... one day if i wish to suicide... i will rather choose to end with a painless and bloodless death... perhaps... popping sleeping pill then swallow using tiger beer... and keep repeating for many many times till i knock out... but fortunately/unfortunately... i have no suicidal thoughts currently =)...

My deepest condolences to both XMMs' families...

To all the XMMs out there who are having any suicidal thoughts...
"When there is life, there is hope.
When there is hope, there will be change."
~ Chiam See Tong, 2011

What kind of guy?

2011-05-10T12:08:00.004+08:00

Someone used to ask me this very interesting question regarding outer beauty of girls... The question is...

What kind of guy am i ??

Am i...

A boobs guy??

or

A face guy??

or

An ass guy??

or

A legs guy??

If i were to rank my preference of the above 4 qualities... My answer is...

1. Boobs (Not too big la.. about the size when i cup my hands =X)
2. Ass (Curvature is sexy leh)
3. Legs
4. Face (五官端正 should be fine)

Ahaha.. *shyshy*... overall must still be proportionate also la... but aiya.. beauty is in the eye of the beholder ma...

Like-mindedness

2011-05-09T19:16:00.005+08:00

At the SDP rally few weeks ago... i came across this interesting sight... there was this young couple standing infront of me... i believe they are students... both of them were cheering together for the party but the GF was the more high and more enthu one... she was always cheering during those unexpected moments... when GF was exhausted from the cheering, she will rest her head on BF's shoulder for awhile before continuing the cheers... and the cycle repeats... i find this scene kinda sweet and heartening... some people might think "chey, like that only also sweet" then give me a diao look... haha...

Although it is just a simple incident but i don't know why... i am quite envious of them... I am not envious because they attended SDP rally together... I am not envious because GF's head lie on BF's shoulder... But rather... i am envious because of their like-mindedness... I had witnessed how like-minded people can accomplish great things together... Somehow there is this hidden force that can naturally propel them forward... I had also witnessed how people with different mindsets, opinions, views, thinkings can end up in disputes or going separate ways...

Anyway... i feel that for a couple... their interests can be different... their likes and dislikes can be different... but at least their thinkings should unanimously be along the same line... Like-mindedness, i believe, can bring a relationship to greater heights...

So i guess the major criteria i am seeking in my partner should be like-mindedness instead... and not physical beauty nor inner beauty... If this like-minded person does not enter my life at all... then perhaps i shall be single forever... ahaha..

PS: It is better to be single forever than to be with the wrong person for a day.

My favorite 14 quotes said by OPP

2011-05-03T00:04:00.006+08:00

There are a lot more interesting quotes mentioned by opposition politicians besides these 14...

1. "My friends, voting is secret. Don't believe a person who comes and tells you that it is not. If somebody does it, whip out your phone, take his picture, and report him to the police!" – WP’s Low Thia Khiang speaking in Mandarin

2. "The PAP shamelessly said that the election is a level-playing field. One man one vote. But when they asked me to play a game of soccer, they used a goalpost smaller than the ball." – WP’s Low Thia Khiang

3. "Hello! If I wanted fame and money, I would have joined the PAP, ok!"
- NSP’s Nicole Seah

4. "Now, every time I take the train, it feels like I'm in a different country. It is like taking a holiday, I don't even need to bring my passport." - NSP’s Nicole Seah

5. "When Mas Selamat escaped, the minister also escaped... from accountability!" - WP’s Png Eng Huat

6. "I am not actually a brave man. But I love Singapore, I love Singaporean." – SPP’s Chiam See Tong

7. "PAP says opposition has no solution, but PAP manifesto has more pictures than children's story book." - NSP's Nicole Seah

8. "The co-driver is there, to slap the driver, when he drives off course, or if he falls asleep." – WP’s Low Thia Khiang

9. “The PAP says, HDB flats are affordable. But after paying off your 30 year loan, do you think you'll have enough money in your CPF account for retirement? For people in their mid-thirties like me, you better ask the PAP this question today. Because when we retired 30 or 40 years later, Mah Bow Tan will no longer be around!!” – WP’s Pritnam

10. "Minister Raymond Lim, I know you are the transport minister, but pls, do not take us for a ride!" - WP's Glenda Han

11. "someone mentioned that if vote WP in will regret for 5yrs, but last elections vote PAP in all of us have already regretted 5yrs" – WP’s Low Thia Khiang

12. "PM Lee said that the elections is not ma-sak ma-sak. Of course, the NSP team feels that it is not ma-sak ma-sak lah. That's why, NSP never change its Tampines team at the last minute!" - NSP’s Nicole Seah

13. "世界上没有赢不了的战, 新加坡也没有打不败的对手" – SDP’s Alec Tok

14. “..............................................” – SPP’s Chiam See Tong
CST doesn’t have to say anything and people will go mad over him. That is something amazing about CST.

More good years ahead !

My favorite top 11 quotes said by elites

2011-05-01T19:36:00.005+08:00

1. “Every month, when I receive my CPF statement, I feel so rich” – LSS
Me: Every month, when I receive my CPF statement, I feel so poor. =(

2. "Remember we are the people's servants, not masters." - PM LHL
Me: Wow?? I became the master. Why my servant earns more than me one? Can I sack this servant and hire 9 obama-equivalent servants to replace him?

3. "Retrenchment is good for singapore. If there is no retrenchments, then I worry." - SM GCT
Me: Oppositions are good for Singapore. If there are no oppositions, then I worry. =)

4. “If Aljunied decides to go that way, well Aljunied has 5 years to live and repent” – MM LKY on aljunied losing to opp.
Me: I believe aljunied people will rejoice instead of repent and i think he should retire already.

5. "The PAP Government has always thrived on its ability to anticipate problems." – WKS
Me: Following the terrorist escapes, WKS says otherwise. Irony??
“This should never have happened. I am sorry that it has.” – WKS

6. "If you don't include your women graduates in your breeding pool and leave them on the shelf, you would end up a more stupid society...So what happens? There will be less bright people to support dumb people in the next generation. That's a problem." - MM LKY
Me: To all guys, please look for women graduates only as your partners if you do not want dumb, stupid children.

7. “For a person who runs a million-dollar charitable organisation, $600,000 is peanuts as it has a few hundred millions in reserves.” – Mrs GCT
Me: Can I have some of the peanuts? =(

8. “Without the elected president and if there is a freak result, within two or three years, the army would have to come in and stop it.” – MM LKY
Me: If the army is activated to stop the freak election, I will call in Ironman to stop the army. -_-"

9. "Yesterday's event, I was told by the PUB, occurs once every 50 years - Yaacob Ibrahim on flood
Me: Yup, I know that, once every 50 years, Singapore might even have earthquake, volcano eruption, tsunami and even snow.

10. “People support CPF cuts because there are no protest outside parliament." - PM LHL
Me: LOL at this… Can i say this in another way? If people support CPF cuts, they will gather outside the parliament instead, just like how worker's party supporters flooded their rallies.

11. "Those who left Singapore and lived elsewhere are quitters." – SM GCT
(It was later found out that GCT's daughter was living in the UK)

More good years ahead !

XiaXue = Xia Xuay

2011-04-30T16:28:00.007+08:00

With reference to the above rubbish... I don't know what the hell is wrong with this xia xuay girl... To me.. XX is just a piece of plastic... a piece of plastic which i can effortlessly melt and mould into a plastic water bottle... i will then fill her with precious H2O and pass the bottle to nicole seah for her rally speech well done... XX is much more useful and better off being a plastic water bottle.. Period!

Nonetheless... after xiaxuay tweeted all those nonsenses... gracious nicole replied graciously...

@Xiaxue Sorry if i come off sounding that way to you! I'm still an ardent follower of your blog though.

Haha.. Pwn!

Nicole Seah 1
Xia Xuay 0

PS: I can't be the only one who finds Nicole Seah's bin chao chao cuter than Xia Xuay's polymer bin

SNSD - Gee Gee Gee RC...

2011-04-30T16:11:00.006+08:00

LOLX... HAHAAHAHHAHAHAAhahahahahahahaha... Laugh till peng!

PS: Credits to Mrbrownshow

Another funny one... parody of wonder girls, nobody... hahaha..

Lightning strike

2011-04-29T22:55:00.009+08:00

A typical lightning strike is about 100,000,000 volts.. Imagine if one was to be hit directly by that extremely energetic flash of light.. What will happen to that person?? Get cut into a few pieces??... Toasted in a split second??... I have no idea at all... but it definitely will not be a pleasant sight... surviving the bolt and escaping unscathed is certainly way out of the question...

Keeping the above in mind... There is this particular walkway which is HIGHLY prone to lightning strikes... even more so during a thunderstorm...

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I present to you the walkway...

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Take great caution when heading down this walkway...

It is highly recommended to hold an umbrella while walking on this pathway... Not just any normal umbrella but a special umbrella which looks like this...

Not only can this blue umbrella shields a person from sunshine and rain.. it has this very unique anti-lightning property not found in other typical umbrellas...

Get this umbrella while stock lasts!

More good years ahead !

PS: Is there a need to be so kua zhang by planting so many flags?? A sign of desperateness or what??

Funny movie posters

2011-04-28T12:29:00.014+08:00

i saw these movie posters online and LOL-ed hard.. hahaha.. really damn funny and creative..

I personally like the GI Joe, rise of Nicole one.. best lah.. *nosebleed*.. haha..

More good years ahead!

Which maid to choose?

2011-04-26T19:29:00.006+08:00

Wall of texts alert but still an interesting spoof recommended by jh... The below article is what i call 杀人不见血... Ultimate level of sarcasm!!... clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...

"I need your urgent advice about employing a maid. As a busy mother, I need someone reliable to help out at home.

My maid is from Profits Agency Pte (PAP) and she has worked for me for a long time. Her mother worked for my parents and did an excellent job, so I had faith in her. For several years her performance has been very good, but recently she has become arrogant and insensitive, and is making lots of mistakes.

For example:

1) She flooded my kitchen – she told me that the drain pipe has blocked (she was supposed to clear it once a month but didn’t). Then she assured me that it is very rare and won’t happen again in the near future. Guess what? It flooded again within a year!

2) She didn’t close a window and my terrier dog escaped. I was so worried cos he is dangerous and could bite lots of people. After the incident, she didn’t apologise and just shrugged her shoulders saying “What to do, it has happened.” Fortunately my neighbor found the dog and we locked it up again.

3) Without consulting me, she has been bringing in strangers for my house's maintenance work. She says they charge low wages and keep costs down, but they eat my food, make a lot of noise and rest on my bed. I think they even tried to seduce my husband. It stopped feeling like my home, more like a cheap hotel, and I don’t always want to come back at the end of the day.

4) When she first came to work for me, I instructed her to clean the different parts of the house at least once a week. But for some time she has stopped taking care of the bedrooms of PP and H; they are now dirty and messy. I asked why and she told me that the kids had been disobedient, so she was neglecting their bedrooms as a punishment (she has forgotten that she is paid to clean all the rooms).

Even though my maid has worked for me for many years and I value what she has done in the past, I think she is now getting complacent. Her attitude is imperious and dismissive. She ignores my comments and basically treats my feedback as "noise". I wrote to the agency about her behavior; they assured me that they are the best agency around and all their maids are “Commited to Serve” – but I think it is just rhetoric and I don’t see that in her actions. Her salary is much higher than maids in other countries, but the agency say this is to keep her honest and stop her moving to another employer. They say there is a limited supply of maids, and Singapore isn’t big enough for more than one good maid agency, so I should not trust their competitors.

I have to decide whether to renew my maid’s 5-year employment contract. When we discussed this she said that she is now part of a team, and if I want her I must also accept her friends doing part-time work for me. One friend is very inexperienced, can't do basic tasks or explain what she intends to do. I suspect that she is actually underage. When interviewed, she only seemed interested in her days-off and visiting Universal Studios. When she couldn't answer my questions she stomped her foot and exclaimed, "I don't know what to say!" But I am still expected to pay her a high salary.

Now there happen to be a few other maid agencies - Workhard Pte (WP), New Solutions Pte (NSP), Super Personnel Pte (SPP) and Star Domestica Pte (SDP) - that offered me some helpers who seem sincere, genuine and intelligent. They are keen to work, willing to assist me and have a good attitude. I know that they may take a bit of time to learn how everything works, but frankly I am inclined to give them a chance.

People say that the devil you know is better than one you don’t. But I feel that I can’t tahan my current maid anymore. Do you think I should sack my current maid and try out a new one? Appreciate your advice."

The End

Choose your maids wisely!

More good years ahead!

PS: I want to hire quality maids from Workhard Pte!

勸世贤文

2011-04-25T23:19:00.007+08:00

别人生气我不气
气出病来没人理
人生本事一场梦
为了小事莫生气
万物有情心有爱
何惧他人笑我痴
纵然身处风雷雨
坚信朝阳必再遇
且将烦恼化烟云
风吹云散交好运
不经一番寒彻骨
怎得梅花扑鼻香
风起云过年又年
得得失失要乐天
生死有命不由命
我命由我不由天

I especially like those lines in yellow.

PS: Ancient chinese de poem so meaningful and literaturistic.. *Like*

7 May 2011

2011-04-20T23:00:00.008+08:00

WP LTK leading pledge in AMK GE2006..

Just look at that crowd... i bet the number of people can own the number of fans at any celebrity's concert anytime... and listen to the gusto and enthusiasm in saying the pledge... Compare that to the childhood days where saying the pledge was just a plain routine... hmmm.

I admire LTK.. he earns his respect and popularity the right way!

I am quite interested in attending one of the rallies this year.. ahaha.

Although i am not contesting for the MP position... I am equally hyped up already as the day slowly approaches... i can feel the overwhelming immense heat from this 'once in 50 years' battle.. Best of luck to WP and all the other parties..

The moment of truths people..

7 May 2011..

Vote wisely!

More good years ahead!

11 years

2011-04-19T21:53:00.013+08:00

A chat between me and a BIE senior working in my current attachment company...

Senior was telling me he intends to buy a HDB flat around my estates.. So i was like huh??... why are you buying a flat??.. are you getting married???.. To my astonishment.. he said YES!! he will be getting married at year's end.. i was like WOW when i heard that but at the same time can't help but feel envious also.. fancy getting married at 26 years old.. kinda cool hur... So i began to ask him another question... how long have you been together with your gf?? Guess what... His reply was...

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ELEVEN years!!!

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ZOMG!!... I was like WWOOOOOOWWWWW.... are you freaking serious... i felt like slapping both my cheeks with both my palms and shout OMG just like the above photo when i heard that.. it is not 11 seconds nor is it 11 minutes nor is it 11 hours nor is it 11 days neither is it 11 months... it is 11 YEARS!!!! 132 MONTHS!!! 4,015 DAYS!!! 96,360 HOURS!!! 5,781,600 MINUTES!!! 346,896,000 SECONDS!!! To think that i was even amazed by those 3, 4, 5 years of relationships... phewwww...

Ok... kuazhang-ness aside... but i must admit... i definitely pale seriously in comparison with him in this area... i wonder how he can maintain a r/s for so long... i have to admit that i am the 三分钟热度 kind of person... i will feel siannn if i keep facing the same person again and again and again and again and again for years... Arghhh!!!... sad to say that but... but... but... but... but....

*lost for words*...

*gasp*...

*gulp*...

*sweats*...

haha..

PS: I have much to learn and will change!

If the world is black and white...

2011-04-19T21:47:00.003+08:00

If the world is black and white, I will mix both colors to obtain different shades of grey.

If the world is black and white, I will slit myself to get some reds.

If the world is black and white, every pool shot will be my victory shot.

If the world is black and white, God is racist towards Chinese. =X

If the world is black and white, fortunately it wasn't.

Alien

2011-04-19T19:01:00.008+08:00

'Alien'... A simple word that is common yet uncommon to people... Common in the sense that we all know what it meant.. Uncommon in the sense none of us has ever encountered one so far... Alien to some people are simply hearsay, myth or just total bullcrap afterall.. they might just shrug it off nonchanlantly, "aliens? are you kidding me? ha ha ha.."... While others firmly believe they do exist...

Fortunately/unfortunately.. i belong to the latter group.. haha.. Reason being??.. the universe is so freaking... freaking big.. so freaking... freaking vast.. it is definitely bigger than big or even bigger than bigger.. it is so big that my puny brain cannot portray its size.. to simply summarise.. the universe is unfathomable huge.. and because of that.. i stubbornly refuse to believe that only Mother Earth contains lifeforms until it has been proven true beyond all reasonable doubts!!

I wonder how alien out there looks like though.. hmmm... I have no single idea at all but i hope they do look like this.. ahaha.. so cute and fluffy!

And this brings me to my conclusion for the post... Will there be... alien invasion???... doomsday???... end of the world???... 21 december 2012??? I will embrace myself if that day ever approaches...

An interesting UFO video to end off...

PS: Is this some sort of a sign??.. A revelation??.. An indication??... that something is about to strike??... something that you and i can never imagine of??...

PSS: The speech recording towards the end part of the video kinda freaks me out...

GE2011 Part 2

2011-04-11T10:45:00.017+08:00

As much as we are looking forward to an exciting battle and a big showdown in upcoming GE... the outcomes are pretty much known and fixed... the FAP (F=Foreigner's as what some netizens call it) will continue to be the big boss... Here are some people who might and will support the FAP...

1. Foreigners
2. Wealthy families
3. Civil servants
4. Politically apathetic
5. Those who are afraid of getting into "troubles" if they do not support the FAP

So for people who are looking for a major change... it definitely won't happen overnight... we are too naive and plain daft to even think of that... We are just foolish Lesser Mortals, play toys or tools for the Higher Mortals to satisfy their desires and lusts... In addition, the Higher Mortals possess the Cloak of IMMORTALITY which will keep them in power decades after decades... and... decades after decades... and... decades after decades...

Long live the Emperor.. 万岁万岁万万岁

More good years ahead...

PS:

The Cloak of IMMORTALITY -

Made from the finest & most sacred cloth, safeguarded in the most holiest place of Shaolin Temple for centuries to absorb the Heaven and Earth essence; and also blessed by a highly prestigious monk with over 100years of cultivation, the cloak of immortality grants the wearer unthinkable wealth, fame and power. When activated, the Cloak grants the user immunity from any negative effects, produces smoke to confuse the enemies, and also has the ability to summon 2 extremely powerful warriors equipped with the latest SW-123 Laser Rifles not known to possess elsewhere. These warriors can terminate all opponents in just a matter of seconds without leaving any traces of blood.

Ever wondered how the Cloak of Immortality & the warriors look like??

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What are you waiting for??

Customize your Cloak of Immortality NOW at (+65)1234567 for only $9,999,999.99.

Available in all sizes and colors.

Grab it while the sacred cloth lasts! =)

Relationship analogy

2011-04-07T10:51:00.004+08:00

Relationship is analogous to carrying out a research experiment...

Some of us performed a few experiments already and unfortunately, these experiments blew up the laboratory a couple of times perhaps due to wrong addition of explosive chemical. (Failed relationships)
The laboratory becomes destroyed and the experimenter might sustain some injuries. (Post breakup symptoms)
Because of that, we shouldn’t run away and give up on the experiment. (Be single forever)
Instead, we should heal up our injuries, rebuild the laboratory and patiently continue with the experiment. (Get over previous r/s, move on & find another partner)
Hopefully one day, we will obtain a breakthrough for all the efforts put in and eventually publish a research paper. (Marriage certificate)

On the other hand, some people did not have the chance to perform any experiment yet. (Evergreen)
This doesn’t mean that these people are not cut out to be experimenters. Perhaps, they are still reading research journals and manuals to polish their experimental techniques and to understand more about the project. (Listening to r/s stories & experiences from friends)
However, they shouldn’t always remain passive and just read dry, boring research papers only. Theory will always be theory while hands-on experiment confirms the theory. One must be proactive and enthusiastic to do the experiment instead of being just a bystander. (If no opposite sex chases you, you chase them!!)

Do not be afraid to screw up the experiment because from every mistake and failure, one becomes more knowledgeable about the project and are a step closer to publishing the research paper.

Let’s hope that every individual can get a good grade for their FYP (Find your partner)!! Good Luck!! Haha.

PS: Credits to Binified and Sunnyatindo for this lame relationship analogy.. Haha..

GE2011

2011-04-04T15:00:00.016+08:00

Erection is round the corner.. Opps.. i meant eLection.. =)

As a singaporean... i am interested in and concerned about the future of myself and my country... i wish to do my tiny part by voting wisely and not just vote blindly... So i had been diligently updating myself about political news even though there are currently still no oppositions contesting in my region's SMC (Previously, i do not even give a crap about politics).. Politics are in fact not as boring as they seem to be..

Being a potential voter.. one might be confused whether to stick to the ruling party or support the opposition... I think the question is.. to ask oneself now..

1. Am i happy?
2. Am i proud to be a singaporean?
3. Do i want to buy HDB flats at an exorbitant price next time?
4. Do i want to walk around always seeing people who are not of my "breed"?
5. Do i want my elite leaders to be pocketing FAT amounts annually while some citizens/peasants are struggling to make ends meet?
6. Do i want to have constant fear that my job will be replaced by someone who is "cheaper, better and faster"?
7. Do i just want the GDP value to be as high as possible at the expense of other aspects?
8. Do i want to be like these chickens and be deprived of lebensraum?

If the answers to all the above are NO.. the decision is quite obvious already.. However.. then again.. one might say.. "i'm not sure whether the opposition can do a better job than the current ruling party".. What i feel is.. i do not know whether the opposition can do a better job... but... i will forever not know if they are not given a chance... This is analagous to a fresh graduate attending a job interview and the interviewer questioned, "why should i hire a fresh grad like you?"...

But so far from what i read and observed.. some of the candidates from SDP, WP, RP are of high calibre and i can sense their sincerity in truely helping and benefiting the people(singaporeans!).. namely.. Dr. Vincent from SDP whom left me a deep impression from the recent political forum between PAP and oppositions broadcasted by CNA last saturday (watch replay on youtube/CNA website).. he/they are definitely way much better than the feet stomper and the i don't know what to say!

I hope citizens can vote wisely.

To end off.. here's a short youtube video..

PS: I like how the video is like a trailer to some blockbuster movie coming soon in theatres.. haa.

PSS: All comments posted are just my 2 cents humble opinions and are not meant to influence anybody's decision.

Random chat

2011-03-30T23:48:00.007+08:00

bin ™ says
anw
im quite curious
if one day i tell u
i love u
how will u react

Wong Sun Leng says
lol
ermmm
check if u are serious anot first
den if u say u are serious
den maybe can become close frens, w/o status first
den see how from there lo
=D

Haha.. interesting reply.. i wasnt expecting this reply.. i am expecting a NO or "not her type" kind of answer..

PS: The chat description won't happen at all.. if it happens... doomsday is near.. haha.

Thai Village

2011-03-27T20:59:00.006+08:00

On first look... one might think that Thai village serves Thai food but the dishes actually do not differ much from chinese cuisine.. I will rate it as one of the best restaurants ever to serve yummy chinese cuisines... In fact.. yummy is still an underrated word to describe how heavenly the dishes really are.. The food literally brings the eater to heaven.. Not only am i extremely satisfied.. my tummy is extremely satisfied too =D... One of my best indulge ever.. burppppppp..

Introducing 3 of my favorite heaven dishes..

This is shark's fin with crab meat.. I love how the soup is so so flavorful and lovely.. Guaranteed to stimulate and bring your taste bud to new heights.. Excellent and authentic!! *Word of warning*... Be prepared to fork out $60 for 1 bowl.. 9.5/10

Breaded tofu... Put 1 piece in your mouth and it will make you completely speechless.. The tofu is amazingly softer than a newborn baby's ass.. Coupled with the chilli sauce just makes it simply excellent beyond words.. 10/10

Baked crab with vermicelli... The vermicelli is freaking awesome and undoubtedly the best i've ever eaten.. If i were to choose between sex and vermicelli.. i will prefer the latter.. this is how good the vermicelli is.. Try a mouthful and you will not have lived your life in vain... 9.5/10

The cost of the dishes are a little on the higher end though.. Well.. Good food do come at a price.. If you are craving for indulgence and looking for a stomach orgasm... Thai village is inevitably the best option..

The pictures are a little poorly taken and the actual appearances of the dishes are definitely much more appealing than that..

PS: I will be patronising Thai Village again in my current lifetime.. wanna go to heaven again! =)

something i need to get off my mind

2011-03-22T11:10:00.002+08:00

has this happened to your before?

P.S: Inspired by http://sunnyatindo.blogspot.com/.. ahaha.

野蛮主人

2011-03-22T11:07:00.002+08:00

With regards to previous tyrant mother in law post... Aiya.. i made a mistake after asking my mum.. the wife is in fact actually the maid lai de.. haha.. i thought is the wife.. zzz.. but even if she is the maid... also dont deserve to be treated like that... the granny is 野蛮主人 and not 野蛮婆婆.. haa.

Tyrant mother in law

2011-03-21T10:02:00.003+08:00

The worst nightmare for a married female.. i believe is none other than having a tyrant mother in law aka 野蛮婆婆... I have this indian neighbours staying next door.. There is the husband, his wife, his mother (an old granny) and their children... ...

This morning when going for work... the scene that i saw startled me deep deep... the wife was actually SCRUBBING her flat's corridor doorway at early 7am+ while the granny was standing at the door, supervising wife with her magnificent aura and the "you better scrub till i am happy" look!!! i was like.. wow??.. i thought such situation only happens in the olden days or in dramas.. Besides, the corridors will be washed by cleaners every month.. so i dont understand why the granny wants her to do that.. perhaps it is her punishment for not obeying the Dowager?? haha..

If i am the husband, i will stop my mother's tyrannic act.
If i am the wife, i will argue with granny instead.
If i am the granny, i will rather go to bed and start snoring away.

There was another occasion when going home from work... i saw... wife 罚站 outside her flat!!! both metal gate and wooden door closed.. i walked pass her and she gave me this pitiful face.. i was like.. wow wow??.. are you kidding me??.. am i living in the sixties?? haha.. however.. such a sight inadvertently triggered a flashback...... ...... Many many many years ago.. there was this cute little boy, being DRAGGED forcefully out of the house by mummy for refusing to study.. poor little boy tried to resist.. but... the dragging force was greater than the resisting force.. thus... the resultant force was eventually towards the main door... the end result??.. boy was locked outside the house just like the wife!! haha... This little boy is none other than yours truely =).. so i definitely feel for the wife.. haha...

Almost every morning when i go for work, i never fail to see granny along her doorway.. Then she will give me this cold cold, unfriendly stare.. i was like... wow wow wow???... which part of me 得罪 you?... i dont know how to describe it aptly but it is really really the unfriendly kind.. If not for 2 things... one... she is old... and two... she is a female... I would have given granny my electrifying stare till she suffers a myocardial infarction... Haha.. Well... i am just joking only... dont wanna receive a death sentence for "murder"..

If not for her race... i will think that granny's son is in fact Hitler.. haha.

P.S: Luckily for my future wifey.. my mummy is friendly and not tyrannic.. although she can be a little naggy at times.. haha.. =)

Chocs Chocs Chocs

2011-03-20T01:03:00.010+08:00

As a die hard fan of chocolates, i can't resist going for chocolate buffets.. Singapore does not have much chocolate buffets around.. One of them is at fullerton hotel(the courtyard) which i visited few years back.. another one is at marina bay sands hotel(the chocolate bar) which i went this evening.. i will like to make a comparison between the two.

1. Ambience:

Fullerton hotel - Ground level, excellent inner architecture, comfy sofas, great lightings.

MBS (outside seats) - Situated at 57th storey with nightview of the surrounding marina bay area, cooling night breeze if lucky, non-aircon.

From the above description, one will think that MBS is the superior one in terms of ambience perhaps due to the high altitude.. however, i personally prefer fullerton's as the overall atmosphere unconsiously gives people a cosier and at ease feeling.. MBS's ambience is good but somehow it is lacking in that special wow factor.. Some might think otherwise though.

My vote - Fullerton!

2. Chocolate:

Unfortunately, there are more selections at fullerton than MBS but MBS do have a few great signature chocolates which i personally like.. MBS does not have any chocolate drinks at all!! This is really a thumbs down but their jasmine tea (free flow) is really really really really really superb.. MBS's fondue doesn't flow from a fountain.. it is presented in a bowl. -_- I feel that fondue and fountain should go together.. Having fondue in a bowl is like ordering chicken rice without chicken..

My vote - MBS!

3. Price:

Both are priced equally at $38+++

Dining at the chocolate bar allows free strolling at the skypark without having to pay the entrance fee but only at the non-hotel guests area.. I am lucky to sneak into the hotel guests area though =).. But I will say fullerton's buffet is more valued for money.

My vote - Fullerton!

2 out of 3 votes... Fullerton's courtyard wins..

Something that i do not understand and ponder deeply is.. my threshold level for chocolates during buffets is really low.. After the first round of chocs, my stomach will start to display a no entry sign already.. Yet, I can consume packs and packs of chocs bought from supermarket without having the revolting feeling.. I suspect the chocs at buffets contain some secret ingredients....

P.S: Thanks for the cup. =)

Indonesia Pangang

2011-03-15T11:20:00.002+08:00

Bad news:
Today... 15th Mar 2011 is the LAST DAY of business for canteen A's Indonesia Pangang stall!!!! Yes.. to all pangang lovers.. it is the LAST DAY!!! OMG leh!!! 晴天霹雳!!! This is really disheartening =(.. There goes a good stall in canA.. I don't usually patronize that stall previously but recently 好不容易 included it in my list of "edible food"... Sighh..

Good news:
As it is their last day of business.. most pangang sets are going out at $1 per plate.... YES... you got that right!!! your eyes are not playing tricks on you... its freaking ONE DOLLAR PER PLATE!!!! 一块钱一盘!!!! Hmm... Is the stall holder earning too much until he/she does not mind making a loss for a day?

PS: I will miss my skewer set deep deep.

迷失的羔羊

2011-03-14T23:20:00.005+08:00

All came too sudden...

Am very luan and blur...

Seems like still dreaming...

Seems unreal...

Am very confused...

Never felt so lost before...

Need clear directions...

Poetic day

2011-03-13T23:55:00.004+08:00

Virgin time en route Tampines,
Nervous yet expecting,
Giggle, chuckle at big mama,
Sweetness of chocolates fills the air,
Cheekily exchanging fluids,
All is just a smokescreen,
Leaving in sync footprints,
Trailing at century square.

Trying to write in a poetic manner but really CHUI la... i know my poem writing needs some polishing.. gotta stimulate the artistic part of my brain.. tsk tsk.

PS: Crap, I won't even call that a poem!

Amazingly weird

2011-03-12T00:45:00.002+08:00

Do you believe in yi jian zhong qing?? or rather..
Will you ever have feelings for someone whom you never met before?

I find it weird, amazing and unbelievable..

I am getting worried and feeling a little scared...

Sian ji pua email

2011-03-07T14:22:00.005+08:00

Things in life always doesn't go my way.. When i wanted to go for summer studies over at hongkong 2 months ago.. the uni didnt offer me.. Now i already got the "don't want to go summer studies, stay in singapore, save money" mentality.. the hongkong uni sent an email to me today..

"You are offered admission to the following course(s) at the CUHK International Summer School 2011.".. Somemore im offered my 2nd choice instead of 1st choice..

I was like.. what???!!!... what the shit???!!!!... what the hell????!!!!... what the fark???!!!!... seriously what man... If i received this email 2 months back, i will be more than happy to accept it.. but now.. I already have the sian diao feeling and also don't want to be "hamburger's meat".. haha... some might know what i meant by that.. then if i withdraw, i will have to pay this ridiculously insane penalty fee of $300.. seriously, this fee is not justifiable at all.. what inconveniences had i caused that required $300?????? Doesn't make any logical sense at all...

This situation is analogous to... i've got this sudden urge to dabian aka shit.. so i went to the toilet... sat on the bowl for a few minutes BUT not a single dabian molecule was expelled.. so i put on my pants.. exited the toilet.. THEN.. the next minute, out of a sudden.. got this immense terrible urge to dabian again but was not in time to visit the bowl.. the end result?? shit gushed out rapidly onto my underpants machiam tsunami devouring an island in seconds!!!!! in other words.. shitted on my pants!!

haha.. i realized i like to give dumb analogies...

Eat tofu

2011-03-03T23:21:00.010+08:00

Today my colleague friend commented that my hand is very smooth, then kept stroking and touching my hand while continuously claiming in excitement that my hand is very smooth like she wants to own those hands of mine... omg... i dono whether is that a compliment or sarcasm... haha... If that is a compliment, that will be the weirdest compliment ever received.. If that is a sarcasm... all right all right i know i know... i am lacking a tinge of manliness... =X

Anw... i am very sensitive and not used to people touching my hands out of the blue... i will suddenly be "on guard" status when that happens... i still rmb a friend held my hand abruptly few years ago which unknowingly sent a wrong signal to me... hahaha...

P.S: My tofu hands are as sacred and holy as a woman's virginity... cannot anyhow violate.. lol.. lame.. -_-

I love Miss Matlab

2011-03-03T19:22:00.011+08:00

Matlab makes you MAD??? Nahhh.. Not at all.. Matlab makes you mad because you do not understand it well enough...

Operating matlab is in fact analogous to understanding a girlfriend.. In other words, i must treat matlab as my girlfriend and understand her from top to toe.. understand her height and weight... understand how much hairs she has... understand how many pimples she had developed... understand the positions of all her okis aka moles etc.. once i have a complete grasp of girlfriend's outer beauty... i can start to go deeper and understand her inner beauty... i.e strip my girlfriend like unwrapping a present =D.. understand her boobs size.. understand the curvature of her ass.. understand how much pubic hairs she has etc... once accomplished... i can start to go even even deeper... into girlfriend's heart.. understand her emotional wants... understand her emotional needs... If i can successfully achieve all these.. girlfriend will no longer throw tantrums at me.. or even better.. start to make love with me and make me happy... ha ha ha.... yup, make love, not war... sorry for the RA analogy.. hehe.. in simple words.. you need to understand matlab in order for it to do what you want it to do!

Anyway, I want to thank PCL for spreading to me his matlab knowledge... I can see that he is a very smart and intelligent person... i seriously pale in comparison to him... He is really proprofpoh.com... in short ppp.com... -_-

Hmm... looking at him... i aspire to be like him... i am now kind of tempted to become a professor... placing lighted bulbs above students' heads seems to produce a sense of accomplishment.... this beats being a boring researcher reading journals everyday... but... a professor has to do researches too!!! goshhhhh!!!

Last, but not least, I love my girlfriend, Miss Matlab... <3

P.S: My girlfriend's ass/boobs are flatter than Changi Airport's runway.. =( =( =(.. Gotta send her for some ass/boobs enhancement sessions!! =P

Rubbish >> Bin's heart

2011-03-01T10:32:00.002+08:00

What a pathetic inequality.. Haha.

I have learnt...

2011-02-23T11:24:00.008+08:00

... not to comment unnecessarily or talk too much because my sayings always ended up being negative or plain dumb.. I think i have a serious problem in communication.. in saying and expressing myself properly what i think and feel.. People tend to misunderstand me.

To give an analogy, lets say i wan to eat laksa and i tell the stall holder, "uncle/auntie.. i wan laksa, yellow noodles, mai hum, ai hum jio".. uncle/auntie will prepare my food and passes me a bowl of laksa with white noodles, lots of cockles and no chilli.. HUH!!!!????!!!!.. But i thought i requested for "yellow noodles, mai hum, ai hum jio"???? Then the next guy in queue orders his food.. "uncle/auntie.. i wan laksa, yellow noodles, mai hum, ai hum jio".. uncle/auntie will prepare his food and passes him a bowl of laksa with yellow noodles, chilli and no cockles................. he gets what i wanted!!!... this is like so huhhh??? why 2 people requesting for the same food gets different things altogether?? This is something that i cannot figure out.. Anw.. this is just an analogy and did not really happen.. Haha.

I think my communication is CMI and needs to go for some communication classes.

PS: The laksa is making me drool.. Just nice.. Time for lunch =)

The art of TAIJI

2011-02-21T09:22:00.018+08:00

To cut story short.. i am supposed to learn how to operate this machine from this guy.. After an intial demonstration previously, i tried to do it by myself with his supervision but after 2 failed attempts.. he took over zai-ly to show me how to do it again.. So this guy began twisting twisting twisting and turning turning turning the thing until the thing got stucked!!! hahaha.. He must be thinking, "Oh shit, what have i done?"

But the NEXT MOMENT........ he turned to me and claimed, "What did you do??!!" I was like OMG and i couldnt believe my ears when i heard that.. I feel like pointing _I_ to him and scolding FFT.. Anw, I lol-ed at his desperateness to free himself from blame.. I would have slap his jabroni's mouth if there are no laws but i rather stuff a piece of fried chicken wing fresh from KFC down his throat!!

Like what sl always says, "You will have karma".. I seriously do hope he does.. When that day ever comes, i will be more than happy to ROFL and i REALLY MEAN roll on floor laughing!! The best revenge is not cursing him to die but hopes he gets to taste his own medicine one day.. just like murderers should get murdered by another murderer and rapist should get raped by another rapist!!

"What did you do??!!" is in fact a very powerful sentence.. It seems to have the ability to summon holy angels to fend the user from incoming hostile demons and devils while the one being used on will die without even knowing how he died.. (Sidetrack: The art of Taiji is supposed to be slow and gentle gathering the internal flow of energy in the body.. but this guy's taiji is kinda too fast already.. bad demo!! haha) Anw, I still wanna thank him for giving me this expensive taiji lesson which cannot be learnt in school..

PS: I like how the taiji guy in the photo pushes.. The push is like so.. pushy?? haha.

PSS:
Bowl of canteen B braised duck noodle add noodle & egg -- $3.20
Fullerton's chocolate buffet -- $38++

My IA's salary -- $600
NTU school fees -- $3,125.70
Mazda 6 2.0L Sedan V-Grade, 5AT -- $141,988
PM's annual salary -- $3,870,000
CNY toto 18Feb 2011 hongbao draw -- $10,000,000
2011 Richest person(Carlos Slim Helu) total worth -- $53,500,000,000

.
The art of Taiji -- Priceless.

情越雙白線

2011-02-16T00:08:00.005+08:00

Kao.. i love this drama so much la.. love it until i got no patience to wait for daily 8pm liao.. i already went online and finished watching all episodes le =D.. The male actor so shuai plus got my idol, kate tsui inside <3.. The show never fails to bring out my emotions with all its touching, funny, happy, family, romantic, action scenes!

Anw, the story revolves around the lives of taxi drivers.. The thing that made me envious is that the 2 normal taxi drivers managed to find beautiful, capable women as their other halves!! Wow.. if reality is like that too, i also want to be a taxi driver liao la.. haha.

Happy V'Day

2011-02-15T15:55:00.002+08:00

This equation is very interesting.. I didnt know mathematics can do this too.. I salute the creator.. Plot it to get a surprise!!

Aim for the sky..

2011-02-09T12:57:00.010+08:00

"Aim for the sky, if u miss, u fall on the clouds or land on the stars"

This quote makes me ponder and fan nao over the intended meaning.. I think sl, your quote is replying to my 50% goddess post ba..

Ok.. So these are my interpretations.. Make my hunting net bigger and not limit to just a specific type of person right?.. But clouds and stars might not be able to hold on to my weight, eventually i will slip off, free fall to earth and die a horrible death!!

And i think i want to fall on the moon only leh.. Although the moon is not perfect.. badly disfigured with lots of holes and craters.. it is the one and only one in the sky leh.. the one and only special one... ...

... ... With billions of clouds/stars and only 1 moon in the sky, the probability of me falling on the moon is only 1 nano percent! =(

My 50% Goddess

2011-02-06T02:43:00.014+08:00

Photos:

Left -

Fala Chen
Right -

Kate Tsui

Recently, i have this infatuation for Kate Tsui.. kate is a hongkong tvb actress.. she appeared in quite a few dramas recently and also in the CNY movie "I love hongkong".. i dono why but she seems to emit this mysterious, seductive and sexy aura which kind of attracted me.. The other actress which left a deep impression in me is Fala Chen.. she has this overwhelming feminism overflowing from her.. i believe most guys, including me, will go gaga over both of them..

My dream girl will be one who possessed the followings,
1. Kate's mysterious, seductive and sexy aura + hot bod

2. Fala's overwhelming feminism

3. Cancer's personality

This person will be my 100/100, my dream 100% Goddess!! *drools*

But i know that such a rare gem does not even exist in reality.. Even if she does exists, it will be weird for her to be with an average joe like me.. Therefore, i will not be greedy.. I will be more than satisfied with a 50/100.. my 50% Goddess =D.. lalala.. Having said that, i wonder whether my 50% Goddess will enter my life at all? Most probably in my dreams ba.. haha.

Andy Ong

2011-02-05T00:41:00.008+08:00

Photos:
Left - Andy Lau
Right - Me

I believed every guy wished and dreamt that he could look like Andy Lau.. a charming, macho lady-killer.. Well.. me too wished that i can resemble him in one way or another.. My dream is about to come true soon.. =)

*anxious*

The moment of truth...

...

Ladies and Gentlemen...

...

I present to you...

...

Andy Ong!!

...

Yay.. Now im a charming, macho lady killer! =P

PS: Andy Ong was created by combining the photos of me and andy lau using www.morphthing.com

Pwned

2011-01-25T18:06:00.004+08:00

I had a 1.5hours conference today with prof, researchers who are Dr. and phd students.. The stuffs they were talking about are so high level.. I feel so so out of place, barely could and trying to understand what they were saying.. I wished i could say something constructive to like maybe impress the boss or what.. haha.. but ended up quiet without any smoke.. This is what i call kena PWNED deep deep.. haha..

I seriously think my degree will be getting me nowhere.. what should i really do after i graduated? I really have no wish to further study coz i am quite sick of mugging already.. An accountancy degree student can have a stable job in the big four after graduation but i highly doubt an engineering degree alone can enable me to be a researcher safely without going for at least a phd..

The path in front of me seems to be filled with many challenging obstacles..

Dream..

2011-01-23T14:48:00.002+08:00

I had a great simple dream this morning.. it was what i really wanted.. it felt so real and wonderful.. If possible, i wished i hadnt woke up.. i wished i had continued to sleep forever and live in this dreamy world.. I didnt wanna wake up, i seriously didnt want to.. Waking up and suddenly realizing that everything is a deception just plain sucks.. everything just simply VANISHED into thin air without even alerting me that i am going to lose all..

If i could ever engineer a device, this device will allow me to convert wanted dreams into realities!!! hahaha.. seems like an almost absolutely impossible task.. but impossible itself lies i'm possible!!! lalala yada yada.. nonetheless, at the end of the day.. i know that i'm possible will still eventually become impossible..

Scorpio compatibility

2011-01-23T02:02:00.007+08:00

I'm a male scorpio.. for a male scorpio.. the best match for me is a female cancer according to most horoscope webbies. I don't usually believe in horoscope, but somehow the predictions and descriptions seemed to be amazingly true and accurate that it is kinda scary to a certain extent.

Well.. i guess scorpio and cancer are deemed as excellent partners probably because they have certain similarities in their zodiac signs. One is a crab while the other is a scorpion.. both are about the same size with 4 pairs of legs and 1 pair of pincers. The personalities and traits of a cancer as described by most sites seemed to be the one i'm looking for as a long-term partner.

Love is tiring and a failed relationship really sucks to the core. With that said, maybe i should just narrow down my search by targeting only cancer girls and no one else.. Then again, i believe every cancer girl is different in their own ways.. Hope this scorpio boy can one day locate his compatible cancer girl..

P.S: Who knows, my future partner might be a non-cancerian.

haha

2011-01-20T23:19:00.001+08:00

ha..

haha..

hahaha..

ha ha ha ha..

I am laughing at myself!

Random

2011-01-19T21:52:00.003+08:00

In response to "談情說案" finale..

Gordon is bad guy no. 1 ..

Professor king is bad guy no. 2 ..

Me... ...is bad guy no. 3 !

蒲松齡

2011-01-18T22:58:00.003+08:00

TVB 蒲松齡 main theme.. excellent song by 馬浚偉.. ok show..

談情說案

2011-01-18T22:42:00.003+08:00

TVB 談情說案 main theme.. excellent song by lin feng.. excellent show..

Love Equation

2011-01-10T23:20:00.005+08:00

We all think that the formula for love is as follows,

[Equation 1]:
Love = Happy + Sweet + Honeymoon + Phenylalanine (love enzyme)

However, if we analyse eqn 1 mathematically and differentiate it w.r.t time,

[Equation 2]:
d(Love)/dt = Sad + Quarrels + Dull + Tired + Comparisons + External temptations + Heartbreaks

The amazing thing is once equation 1 is differentiated to equation 2, equation 2 is not integrable at all !!!!!! which defies the law of calculus??????

So before we decide to fall in love, think of equation 2.

2011

2010-12-29T22:48:00.002+08:00

In just 3 days.. 2011 will be knocking on my door.

History is history..

Before 2011.. all will be kept as memories.

Beyond 2011.. is a brand new page for me to fill up.

Hope 2011 will be a great year for me and everyone else!
Early Happy New Year people!

The End.

2010-12-27T22:45:00.005+08:00

... the time, efforts and money that i had put in...

... i am equally depressed that things ended up this way...

... i will get my retribution some day...

Reply to dolly's

2010-12-27T15:25:00.009+08:00

WARNING: Wall of smoky texts alert!

Glad that my wtf post cracks u up.. it cracks me up too while i am writing it. And FFT leh dolly.. why must u pour 3 buckets of ice cold water on my naked body?? Luckily i have already prepared 3 buckets of lukewarm water for myself!!

To me.. i think 2.8k is sufficient at my current state.. I have no wife and no kids.. Be frugal, handle my finances properly, do some smart investment and savings, take our first class public transport instead of driving (the COE price is insanely insane now to even own a vehicle).. it should be sufficient to make ends meet.

Ice cold water 1: Quoted "having a high initial pay may not be good news if it doesnt indicate growth...accountants who start off with little pay make hundred thousands in future but i dont noe"

Luke warm water 1: Lets say an engineer earns a stale 2.8k.. compared to an accountant with initial 2.4k followed by a raise to 2.8k after 1 year..

In 2 years time..
Engineer's total gross salary = 2.8k x 24 = 67.2k
Accountant's total gross salary = (2.4k x 12) + (2.8k x 12) = 62.4k

Engineer wins.

Conclusion: A high initial starting pay is good news in the short term excluding bonuses! We lose out in the long term so we need to think of some defense mechanism for ourselves in the long run. Furthermore, can an accountant even endure through years of repetitive monotonous working style to make their so called hundred thousands in future? With that said.. if im not wrong, the field of accountancy has a high turnover rate.. Correct me if im wrong.

Ice cold water 2: Quoted "abt bioengineers (( its nt very gd news to make 2.8K forever. considering ever increasing inflation"

Luke warm water 2: I dun believe we will be making 2.8k forever.. There is bound to be some kind of bonues or raises albeit minimal.. to maintain some sort of equilibrium..

If engineers always earned peanuts compared to other sectors.. the turnover rate will be extremely high resulting in lack of talented manpower for these industries.. Over the years, no high school students will wanna take on engineer courses anymore in universities since all of em will be flooding the accoutancy course knowing how great it is.. SCBE and whatever schools will have to close down due to pathetic low intake?? Therefore, lack of even more engineer graduates.. The companies/government thus import more FTs engineers to replace those losses?? Will our local civilians accept such imports again? The answer is obvious looking at the current situation.. At the same time, supply >> demand for accountants implies even lower initial pay.. gg to them.. the vicious cycle repeats..

Inflation does not happen to you and me only.. it happens to every mother's sons and daughters on earth.. So inflation shouldnt be used as a factor for comparison.. haha.. Or assume one day inflation has reached a point where 1 plate of chicken rice costs S$100.. I highly doubt that the 2.8k salary will continue to remain stagnant at that.

Conclusion: I dun think such a vicious cycle will be allowed to happen.. so somehow some unknown forces will step in to maintain a steady state and let it be in equilibrium.. Inflation also shouldnt come into play.

Ice cold water 3: Quoted "fyi, the year we graduate maybe the downturn cycle of world economics!"

Luke warm water 3: No smoke at the moment.. If thats the case, we shall all hold hands and sing songs.. =)

The End!!

So what great almighty plans or opinions do dolly suggests then.. work in a non-engineering industry like u said? or find a rich partner and leech off him/her?

P.S: Wow.. im putting my Economics HE191 to good use.. If i cant be an engineer, i can be an economist.. haha.. jk.. Yay.. im optimistic again
-_-".. DTFT!!

2009 Graduate Employment

2010-12-26T01:56:00.003+08:00

http://www.moe.edu.sg/education/post-secondary/files/ges-ntu.pdf
http://www.moe.edu.sg/education/post-secondary/files/ges-nus.pdf
http://www.moe.edu.sg/education/post-secondary/files/ges-smu.pdf

I happened to chance upon these files while surfing the net.. These are the 2009 graduate's employment rate and gross monthly salary for the 3 universities compiled by moe.

I've heard stories, myths and gossips about how chui my course is and how screwed i am for being in it.. However, from the statistics, it seemed that things are not that pessimistic afterall, with 87.1% employment rate and a mean salary of 2.8k.. That's like wow.. 2.8k!! It's enough for me to lead my simple life already.. i dont need branded good, delicacies, big fancy cars nor luxurious homes.. these are just wants and not needs, i can survive equally without them..

With that said.. hope to be in a nice working environment in 1.5years time.. BUT.. god knows i might be part of the 12.9% unemployed!

Un-norm

2010-12-25T01:37:00.002+08:00

I think i am abnormal.

I dun look like the norm.
I dun behave like the norm.
I dun speak like the norm.

I think i am un-norm.

Please call IMH and lock me up.

Vacation

2010-12-21T01:00:00.002+08:00

Thank god.. exam finally ended as soon as it started.. So far so good.. The papers were manageable with a few stumbles here and there.

No special plan for the short 1 month vacation.

Next semester is IA.. wonder what is awaiting me then.

Can't wait to get my hands on my "倚天" pool cue on wednesday.

Patiently waiting for 30dec for $430. =D

Sometimes....

2010-11-29T17:00:00.002+08:00

..
..
..

.... i feel like a total idiot.

What the fuck!!??!!

2010-11-27T17:10:00.010+08:00

What the fuck, aka WTF, is a common vulgarity used by people during conversation with their closed ones or strangers daily. I myself use it too. If u use WTF on your closed ones, i.e. friends/siblings, does it mean u are scolding them or calling them a fucker? However, using WTF on a stranger is definitely asking for a beating.

What i feel is, for example, if 2 friends can use WTF on each other quite commonly, it means that their relationship has come to a point where they are more than just normal friends. There's no "restriction" between them. WTF acually subconsciously helps bind the 2 people closer!! It will be weird to use WTF on a newly made friend though.

Anyway, this is the definition of WTF taken from the web. It is obviously NOT scolding the person that u use WTF on.
"1.(vulgar) Used to express astonishment, shock, incredulity, or disbelief (as a shortened form of expressions such as "What the fuck is going on?", "...are you doing?", or "...is that?")."

Nonetheless, i am not promoting the use of WTF. It is still a vulgarity afterall and some people might not like it and are sensitive to it. Ok... So for those WTF-users, do not use it too often.. best is dun use it at all.. u are in fact hurting ur closed ones from the other dimension.. You are in fact calling them a fucker from the other universe.

Why not consider replacing WTF with some other pleasant words?? Maybe..
OMG??...
FFT??...
DTFT??...
QSSA??...
Z-Transform??...
MRI??...
Even jupiter is a better word than WTF!! Lol.. WTF is actually one of the few interesting topics that i had blogged about.

With all that said..
Jupiter la!! Exams coming in 2weeks time liao. FFT sia!! How how? QSSA la!! Die le la. MRI!!

Hahaha... WTF??

Exam

2010-11-26T21:40:00.002+08:00

Yay.. Exams are coming.. exam seatings are out.

I jus realised that i have a crap timetable.

10dec - bg3002
13dec - bg3003, astro
15dec - bg3004, nuclear energy
17dec - bg3005
20dec - bg3006

2nd week of exam is as packed as MRT during peak hours. How to study?? How?? How?? www.gg.com

Date check: 26 Nov le.. Ok.. gotta start my mugging routine soon.. jiayou bin! Failure is not an option.. Let's own these papers once and for all.

P.S: *Psycho myself* I Love Exams! Hugs Exams! Muacks Exams! <3

08/11/2010 =)

2010-11-08T23:40:00.003+08:00

Thanks to all of you who played a part in today's celebration.. sk sq jean nor ck jh ky kx js bala sunleng wp suling fab peg mf mk zy ash eve and especially min who took the time to plan and do up all these despite the busy schedule.. hope i didnt miss out anybody.. Thank you all once again. You peeps rox.. Love ya all.. *french muacks*

Although i appear like nothing's going on, i am actually weeping inside my heart coz too touched le.. jus a bit not accustomed to such "grand" celebration nia.. haha..

08/11/2010 is a day i will remember till the day my heart stopped beating!!

P.S: It is still a normal day.. i still eat, still drink, still shit, still sleep as usual.

Is ok

2010-11-05T22:59:00.001+08:00

It is just another typical usual day.

So no worries. =) Go study la.

... 1/3 gone... 2/3 more left to go...

le kua simi..

2010-11-02T23:29:00.007+08:00

(Reference to pasir ris hacking incident) Sometimes i will intentionally or unintentionally stare at other people de.. i dun wan for no reason end up kena slashed by parangs and bleed to death.. so i mus start to wei yu chou mou and think of a solution liao..

lets say some ahbengs/ahlians come up to me and challenge "le kua simi.. not happy come fight 1v1 hor.. kua kua kua.. stare somemore i take parang slash u.. knn".. what should i do?

i think i will show them this and walk away.

if im not wrong.. i will get bashed up badly after that.. haha.

What will u do?

I can sense...

2010-10-29T23:54:00.001+08:00

...

...

... something is gonna happen to me soon.

Love the way you lie version 2

2010-10-28T00:30:00.004+08:00

Recently got the immense craving for this song.. This is the second version of "love the way you lie" i posted on my blog. credits from zdevil's blog..

"I am not very sure"

2010-10-27T02:00:00.004+08:00

Today, I asked prof to explain a theory which he had talked about before.. after smoking me here and there, his final reply to me was "i am not very sure".. !!!!!!... "i am not very sure" was what i least expected from him.

Now, i am not very sure... ...

... ...how he became a prof.

Piranha

2010-10-21T11:27:00.005+08:00

From the movie title, movie poster and movie caption, one will think this is some action packed movie with ferocious fishes killing and killing.. Hmm.. but when i watched the movie for the first 30minutes or so.. i tot i was watching a porn movie.. i tot i had entered the wrong cinema hall.. all the RA stuff starting showing up on screen.. from boobs to ass to female down there.. haha.. this first half of the show was pretty boring and low climax.. yawnzz. The movie is R21 for a reason.

Jus when things are getting dull, the show had a SUDDEN change of tide to a stochastic HIGH climax. The baby piranhas began their rampage feast on a party of people near sea.. It was really gory and bloody with lots of screams + lots of blood and more blood and more more blooooooood + mutilated body parts and more mutilated body parts.. This is really the most interesting and best part of the show seeing how people try to escape and survive from the brutal baby piranha..

Jus when things are getting abit exciting and i had jus started to feel HIGH, the show had another SUDDEN stochastic change of tide... The show... ...ENDED. I'm like.. Hey.. wad happen to the good guy?.. wad about the adult piranha?.. c'mon.. dun end.. This is almost analogous to.. you are in ur living room watching ur favourite drama.. during the most exciting climax.. ur mum suddenly enters the living room, takes the remote control, off the tv and screams "Go and study!!!". Yup, i had this equivalent feel when watching piranha.

Haha.. nonetheless.. this is still a great and recommended watch for only 6bucks on a weekday before 5pm.. I will definitely watch piranha 2 if there is ever one. Piranha will be much nicer if there wasn't so much of the "porno" part but rather replace it with more action packed stuff.

P.S: After the show.. i think im suffering from Thalassophobia.. just a tiny bit.

I cant rejoice

2010-10-18T21:50:00.003+08:00

Its RECESS week.. BUT.. there's nothing to rejoice..

I cant rejoice because of the ProE assignment.. BUT after 3 days of 6 hours each non-stop pro engineering, i finally finished the assignment model and brochure.. pheww.. BUT.. there's nothing to rejoice..

I cant rejoice because of songbo's project which is still dangling.

I cant rejoice because of a ureca task that prof threw at me.

Love the way you lie

2010-10-15T00:23:00.005+08:00

I like this version of Love the way you lie.. the female singer got a sweet mesmerising voice.. i like the way she drags the word "burn" with the rrrrr sound.. i like the way she raps.

Good and Lousy Prof

2010-10-14T22:45:00.002+08:00

My definition of good and lousy prof...

A good prof is one that makes difficult theory simple to understand.

A lousy prof is one that makes simple theory difficult to understand.

I am sick ! =(

2010-10-01T22:13:00.004+08:00

I've always been a healthy boy for like 8 years already, never visited doc or taken any medication. Even if i am mildly sick, i prefer to fight the disease with my own immune system rather than take any medication. So far so good.

However, yesterday during lab, the fever/flu caught me by surprise. The attack was too overwhelming that my own immune system couldn't withstand the incoming hostile virus troops. Feeling helpless, i had popped 2 panadols under mum's influence at night. Panadols really worked wonders, i felt so much better soon after.

The 'good' things had yet to come. When the panadol effects worn off after ~6hrs, my body temperature started to rise again and i felt very cold (body is warm but i feel cold?? huh!!??). This morning ~7am was my worst nightmare, i experienced the worst shit of my life. Fever, running nose, cough, muscle ache, vomitting(vomitted stomach acid coz stomach is empty), headache, diarrhea all came to haunt me simultaneously. The discomfort was unbearable. I wish someone could just stab me.

Popped 2 panadols again, felt much better. ~6hrs later, fever/flu came back, popped 2 panadols again, felt much better. ~6hrs later, fever/flu came back again. I was like wtf, the virus machaim commando, it seemed to possess immortality. As a bioenginner, i analysed the situation as such, panadols did not destroy the virus completely and when the panadol wears off, the virus multiply again quickly causing the repeated illness.

Under mum's persuasion, then did i agree to visit the doctor in the evening. Measured body temperature was 38.4 degree celsius. Doctor knew about my symptoms and concluded that i am 66% down with influenza. If rashes appear on the leg, it is dengue. He commented that my body temperature will oscillate because when the medication destroyed the virus, the virus bursts and releases some shit which causes the fever. Opps, i made a wrong commando analysis =X.

I am prescribed with lots of colourful pills and a 5 days MC. Wow, i can skip monday's test. Hmmm, should i?

Time check... 11pm. Next fever arrival in 4 hours time, yay.

I had...

2010-09-17T01:04:00.002+08:00

...

... terribly INTERRUPTED the flow of life..

...

I wish...

...

... i could turn back time.

非诚勿扰

2010-09-04T00:23:00.002+08:00

Today i happened to chance upon this video online.. I watched and got addicted.. <<非诚勿扰>> is a variety show made in China.. It is a simple dating "game".. Basically, the game starts with 24 single females and 1 single male.. Based on first impression, the guy's introduction and interations, the 24 females can decide whether they want to date this guy..

<<非诚勿扰>> is a very nice touching show indeed.. The host and commentators are also humourous and quick witted.. One can get enlightened about the definition of true love from this show.. Good looks and hot bods do not necessary play a big role in the love equation.. One particular episode features this obese guy managing to win himself a chiobu.. Touching scene at the end.. i was touched and almost on the brink of tears.

Anyway.. watch and get satisfied!!

A pity that it is not broadcasted in singapore.. haha..

Great!! Now i have something to entertain myself during free time. =D

P.S: Interested to watch this show can ask me for the link.

巾帼枭雄

2010-08-29T23:36:00.002+08:00

For TVB fans and fanatics.. This is an insanely nice show not to be missed.. Pronouced as jin guo xiao xiong.. I give it a 20 out of 10.. Beyond perfection.. No complains at all.. Watch and get sastified!

I think...

2010-08-26T22:23:00.003+08:00

... i am losing it.

I don't know what is wrong..

I don't know where the problem lies..

Emo-ed.

YOG Football Results

2010-08-25T22:31:00.003+08:00

The part-time half-day football critic cum fanatic is goin to talk about today's football match.. haha..

Semi-finals.. singapore vs montenegro again.. Our team managed to secure a bronze medal with a score of 4-1.. Phew.. Great work!!.. But the match was not as intense and exciting as the finals..

Ok.. The anticipated finals.. bolivia vs haiti.. A brilliant and skilled victory put forward by the bolivians.. The haitians were being trashed deeply 5-0.. The funniest and most epic goal for the bolivians was the own goal by the haitian goalkeeper.. The scene is.. bolivian player gave a far POWERFUL shot towards haitian goalpost.. Haitian goalkeeper caught this ball but lost his footing and fell backwards into his own goalpost together with the ball.. GOALLLL!!!! for the Bolivians.. Hahaha.. It was really... funny and epic... I can sense a great transfer of momentum taking place between the ball and the goalkeeper.. Reminds me of shaolin football.. hehe..

The result is:
Gold-Bolivia
Silver-Haiti
Bronze-Singapore

Hmmm.. It will be interesting to see singapore fight against bolivia in the finals but too bad.. Better luck next time.. I wonder if our team will also get trashed badly..

Singapore vs Haiti

2010-08-23T00:47:00.002+08:00

I don't usually watch football but few days ago when i watched yog singapore vs montenegro.. my eyes were stuck to the tv screen machiam a guy jus saw a chiobu.. It was a brillant victory from our team (3-2).. I actually cheered "GOALLLLL!!!!" when our team scored.. This was an involuntary highly anticipated natural reaction of mine.

However, today's semi-final singapore vs haiti was abit disappointing.. SG lost 0-2.. The opponents kept acting injured and the referee seemed to be on their side.. The more i watched, the more my blood boils, almost hitting ~100 degree celsius (boiling point of blood).. I can see that some people at the stadium can't bear to watch the game anymore and left before the match ends..

Nonetheless, still a great game from both sides!

I believe the finals will be very interesting.. Haiti vs Montenegro or Bolivia.

I wonder why the cameraman didnt zoom in on a certain person?.. haha..

PS: Voyage de lavie is a wonderful performance!!

I wanna....

2010-08-17T00:02:00.004+08:00

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.... play luge again.

Lost and Found !!

2010-08-12T18:53:00.002+08:00

Reply to my previous post.

I received a mail from the police today. On the letter states:

Dear Sir

PROPERTY FOUND

NAME: ONG YI BIN
NRIC NO: S87xxxxxx

Please refer to the above matter.

2 The Police had found some items belonging to you.

Lol.. really wtf la.. after reading this, i dono whether to be happy or sad man.. I went to replace and PAID for most of my lost cards already.. Freak la, this letter is 2 days late la if not i would have been spared the hassle of running around replacing my cards on Tue.

But i am quite surprised that i can retrieve back my lost wallet la.. There are 3 possibilities to this..

1. The thief managed to feel the wrath of my curse thats why he liang xing fa xian & handed it to police.

2. There was only $3 cash in my lost wallet, the thief got dulan-ed & handed it to police.

3. He is not a thief but actually a kind soul. =X

~My New Losses~
1x new wallet - $30++
Passport photos - $8
1x NRIC - $0. $100 is refundable if lost IC is found.. Phew =D
1x Driving license - $21. Non-refundable. =(
1x Matric card - $0. I haven replace this yet.. Phew =D
1x DBS debit card - Replacement $5.
Travelling cost on Tue - $6++

New total damage - $70++

Sigh..

Lesson Learnt !

2010-08-06T01:04:00.006+08:00

I was having dinner at a tpy hawker centre. I ordered my food, paid for it and place my wallet on my lap and began eating. But somehow i had forgotten about the wallet on my lap and think i accidentally dropped it on the floor while shaking my leg.

Only after my dinner then did i realised that my wallet is gone!! I ransacked my pockets, bag and scanned around my area thouroughly but it was no where to be found.

If a KIND person picks up the wallet, he will ask the nearest person, which is me, whether the wallet is mine. But no, nobody asked me that!! Obviously the person who picked it up is a greedy goddamn asswipe son of a bitch. Pui. (Suddenly remembered this uncle behaving suspiciously around me but i can't confirm that he is the thief!)

I curse the thief and his future generations. Daughters become prostitutes. Sons become gigolos!!

~My losses~
1x Balenciaga wallet - Costs $50++.
1x NRIC - Made a police report. Replacement costs $100.
1x driving license - Replacement costs $25.
1x Matriculation card - Replacement costs $21.
1x DBS debit card - Replacement costs $5.
1x UOB debit card - Can't be replaced since the card is not issued anymore. =(
1x unmatched ToTo ticket - I'm gonna cry if it is a winning top prize ticket.
Cash $3 - Haha, the thief must be damn dulan.
1x Guanyin photo - Punish the evil please.

Total damage done = $204++

OMG.. A freakin $204 gone for a lost wallet!! Gosh im so emo now.. Sigh, im at fault too for not keeping my wallet properly.. I learnt my lesson.. A heavy expensive one.. RAWR..

Can someone be my sugardaddy or sugarmummy please?.. =(

Understood !

2010-07-31T15:03:00.004+08:00

My little description on the left stated that i wanted to understand myself.. Now i think i am slowly beginning to understand myself..

Ok great.. so happy =D.. cant wait to find out more about me.. lets begin..

The good points about me:

1. Erm.. Ermm.. Ermmm.. ERMMMM!! Tsktsk.. NONE!! *Rawr*

Great!! None.. haha..

Now for the bad points.. A few or maybe much more.. Knowing my own shortcomings, i must try to improve myself right.. if i dont improve, i will deprove right.. So i shall TRY to improve to be a better person.

Here are my shortcomings and recommended improvements for myself:

1. Petty - Wow this is really hard to improve, because i believe everybody has a temper.. it is just a matter of degree. Nonetheless, i shall try. Hmm.. lets see.. maybe the moment i wanna get angry or fed up, i must remember to try the breathe in breathe out technique.. ok.. breathe in.. breathe out.. breathe in.. breathe out.. breathe in.. breathe out.. breathe in.. breathe out.. *choke*.. *gasp*.. *cough cough*.. ok im not petty anymore. =)

2. Dan xiao aka timid - Hmm.. lets see.. what do i fear most.. i fear freefall and maybe blood? haha.. Cant think of others at the moment.. ok.. freefall.. i stay on 9th floor.. maybe i should go try some freefalling out of my window now.. if i survive.. i will be back for blogging.. haha jk.. ok blood.. This is quite sad because as a guy i am actually a little fearful of blood.. hmm.. i rmb once during a medical checkup, this doctor sucked a syringe of blood out from my arm.. Watching blood slowly filling up the syringe, i cant help but felt giddy and a little scared.. Ok.. i shall watch more bloody psycho murderer shows with EXTREME gore scences and blood splashing and squirting all over.. i shall be a vampire and drink some blood.. *takes a chopper, slash own hand & drinks the blood* yumyum.. tasty.. cool.. i feel so brave and manly now. =)

3. Po ma aka indecisive - Ok.. from now on.. Yes means Yes.. No means No.. Eat means Eat.. Sleep means Sleep.. North means North.. Walk means Walk.. Yes does not mean No.. No does not mean Yes.. Eat does not mean Drink.. Sleep does not mean Play.. North does not mean South.. Walk does not mean Run.. Pheww.. Never have i felt so decisive. =)

4. Anti-social - Ok this is also hard coz i dun really like crowds.. like orchard road on a saturday afternoon or mrt/buses during peak hours.. Ok.. here is my suggestion or rather wish.. I hope our leaders can import more MORE more MORE and more and MORE people and foreign talents so it gets really crowded in singapore.. So crowded until even walking along my corridor to take the lift needs 30minutes. When this happens, i guess i will be more than sociable. =)

Inception

2010-07-29T01:21:00.003+08:00

Never had i watched a movie that kills so much of my brain cells.. The storyline is original and requires viewer to think and link up all the events.. The starting part is confusing and puzzling but slowly the pieces fit together.. Well for the ending, i think the guy is back to reality already because the totem shows some sign of slowing down.

I find it a great watch.. 4.5/5 !

Chocolate Buffet

2010-07-10T01:27:00.005+08:00

Finally the long waited moment.. CHOCOLATE BUFFET.. Was feeling very happy seeing my favourites all lined up.. I can hear them calling out to me, "Come eat me, come eat me".. hehe..

Well.. my first round.. the more i ate the happier i am.. there's a few choc which i really like alot.. but after the first round which is only 1 small plate, i start to feel REVOLTING already.. i am quite disappointed wit myself.. i thought i can eat and eat and eat and eat but there's really a limit to how much u can eat choc no matter how much u like em.. I only had 2 rounds and am full & revolted already!! The choc fountain is abit disappointing for me, the taste of the fondue is not wad i expected.. I am disappointed with the hot choc too, u get to choose from about 8 diff choc.. i tried 3 but the taste was not wad i expected.. haha.

Nonetheless.. For first timer.. it is a good experience..

Ambience: 5/5

Music: 5/5

Sofa: 5/5

Variety: 4/5

Choc fountain: 3.5/5

Hot choc: 3.5/5

Service: 5/5

Overall: 4/5

But i guess i wun be going back for another buffet again.. Put a chocolate bar infront of me now, i swear i will throw it out of the window without thinking twice.. haha.. Shall abstain from choc for some time!

Those interested.. It is at fullerton hotel.. Only available on Fri and Sat.. $38++ / pax.. 8pm-11pm.. Gotta make reservation earlier to get seats.

Some pictures.. Not very clear.

~富貴門~

2010-07-08T22:30:00.003+08:00

Song: Gallen Lo (Luo Jia Liang) - On the verge of Eternity
Nice show.. Nice song.. Nice voice.. How i wish i can sing like him.

I love rain, I love chocolate.

2010-07-02T17:58:00.006+08:00

Somehow the things that i say carries very little weight and are not important.. Maybe thats why im a person of few words and people dun like to chat with me.. But it doesnt matter, few words still fit my personality more.. haha.. Emo shit.. Aiya.. im a guy.. I should stop being too paranoid and wishy washy.. Yes!!

I love to walk in the rain.. Rainwater seems to have this miraculous effect of washing away one's sorrows and unhappiness.. Picture a walkway on a rainy day, surrounding people are walking past me with quickened steps and holding umbrellas to shield themselves from the dreaded rain while im the only one strolling in the rain.. haha.. machiam filming emo hongkong drama.. Just nice and how nice today happened to be drizzling.. haha.. ok im good to go now..

I cant wait for my chocolate buffet.. YES.. chocolates.. chocolates and more chocolates.. LOTS OF EM.. Who cares whether they are heaty or unhealthy.. I DON'T.. It makes me happy tts all i care albeit only for a short while... i shall flood myself and get drowned by chocolates!!

How nice if one day it were to rain chocolates.. O_O.. that will definitely be my day!

~说了不听，听了不懂，最终却是我的错~

~ 失而复得 ~

2010-06-07T18:26:00.003+08:00

The feeling of 失而复得 is really shiok and nice.. i cant help but keep amg chio-ing when i got back my BLACKBERRY!! haha.. so happy!

My BB whispered to me that it misses me very much.. yea.. i miss it too!! haha.. Wanna thank kute you the auntie and uncle again for playing a part in reuniting me & my BB.. =D

Dono i too happy or shag or wad.. made a minor mistake at work today and caused a slight inconvenience to my supervisor.. kena say say by him.. boo hoo hoo ~

But happy > sad = happy.. =D

I'm such a TOOT!!

2010-06-03T18:34:00.003+08:00

OMG.. im such a TOOT lah.. why?.. the story is.. for off-work.. my company bus starts from the company -> bukit panjang -> woodlands.. the SHIT thing is i doze off with my hand holding my phone all the way even at my destination (bukit panjang).. luckily the bus uncle "OI" at me as he knows i always get off here.. so i woke up startledly & alighted hurriedly..

the SHIT-EST thing is after i alighted & walked a few metres, i realised that i had dropped my handphone on e bus while dozing!! i tried to chase after the bus.. how i wish it would somehow slow down or stop at red light.. sigh.. but obviously the bus gets smaller and smaller, further and further from my sight.. the feeling is sooo.. soo helpless & desperate...

my mind is full of "shits" and "what should i do".. my only hope is the auntie who alighted with me so i chased after her.. through her, i managed to link up with someone on the bus who works in the same department as me so he will safeguard for me for the time being.. the sad thing is i can only get back my phone on mon because fri im on off..

sigh.. everything seemed so pre-arranged.. why heaven wanna play with me like that?

My concerns:

- i do not know the guy well, i only know how he looks like

- will he look through my messages and photos?

- is he gonna return my phone as what we disccused over the auntie's phone?

- i feel uncomfortable and unsafe without my phone for 3 freakin days!

Gosh!! im so emo, irritated and pissed with myself!! im such a bloody TOOT!! i miss my dear blackberry. =(

Counting down.. Day 1 without my blackberry..

=D

2010-05-21T18:48:00.006+08:00

My current temp job is at Tuas and not many people really like working there.. But i'm kind of liking it though..

Pros:

- Time seems to pass so fast from 8am-5.30pm that it seems so unreal , perhaps because i'm constantly doing work.. Compared to my previous working experiences.. 8-5.30 is 度日如年, a drag and a pain in the ass..
- The people in my department are mostly uncles and aunties.. friendly ones!! Majority of them are malaysians.. I cant help but suddenly feel that singaporeans are dao-er (this includes myself).. Maybe is due to the immense stress that we sgreans are facing.. Sweeping statement though..
- FREE company transport to and fro my LIVING AREA! What more can i ask for.. haha..

Cons:

- Few chiobus for me to beo.. The chance of finding a chiobu in Tuas is equivalent to striking lottery.
- Mentally un-shag but physically shag.

Do i look Gay?

2010-05-19T22:14:00.002+08:00

I went for this vacation job interview.. The interview room consists of 1 GUY interviewer + 4 of us GUY interviewees.. Throughout the interview, the interviewer is talking 99% of the time, briefing us about the jobscope and stuff..

The weird thing is.. throughout this 99%... the interviewer keeps maintaining EYE CONTACT with ME 90% of the time.. HE maintains this eye contact with me for so long, it made me felt ultra uncomfortable... it was only when i start to glance away then he looked at the other 3 for a few seconds before his eyes contacted me again..

To summarise.. the whole process is simply... i looked at him while he speaks.. he looked at me ONLY.. i felt uncomfortable & looked away.. he looked at other 3.. i looked at him back.. he looked at me again.. and the cycle repeats for the 1 hour interview.. haha..

And i have to force myself to maintain eye contact with him because i think it would be rude if i didnt.. but every eye contact is ridiculously way too long long long long.. i was like omgwtfbbq.. do i look gay? do i look ugly? do i have bi sai on my face? why he KEEPS giving me the eye contact ONLY?? If it is a 1 on 1 interview, i can understand.. but it is a 1 on 4 !!

Hmmm... a few hours after the interview.. i received a call from my recruiting agent.. she told me that the guy interviewer "likes" me and im supposed to be shortlisted.. but because i can only start work next week instead of tomorrow, i was rejected..

Haha.. what does that mean? Is he gay? Maybe i think too much.. haha.