WAR IS RAW!!

Monday morning at work started off annoying... I reached my work desk at about 9.15am and noticed lots of BLACK ANTS swarming my desk... The gigantic type of ants!!... On closer investigation... i spotted an opened, unfinished packet of M&M 1 table away!!! I thought it was COMMON SENSE not to leave an OPENED, UNFINISHED packet of M&M on the table OVER THE WEEKENDS!!! Apparently... certain people are just lacking this basic intelligence... the culprit was a non-singaporean -_-"

Because of this dumb dumbo... I had to commit a sinful act of declaring war on the black ants... I was so dulan and pissed while trying to get rid of these endless and countless ants on my table...

Now for the war itself... The map of the battleground is shown below...

After killing a horde of ant invaders... Me being a peace loving non aggressor... I tried to be benevolent and pardoned the lives of certain ant aggressors by flicking them off the table... but they foolishly made their way up to the battlefield (table top) again via the table's leg... it seems that they are on a suicide mission tasked by their superior... oh well... since the troops yearn to die so much for their 'country'... i granted their wish eventually... I even placed the dead bodies near the choke points of the battlefield so that the reinforcement ants will retreat upon seeing so many deaths and casualties... but HELL NO... the soldiers just keep swarming and swarming and charging and marching fearlessly in numbers towards the battlefield from both my right and left choke points... Well... it seems that my 'diplomacy' did not work out successfully...

To show these hostile enemies that i am no weak pushover... I finally decided to declare a FULL SCALE WAR against these belligerents... KILL THEM MERCILESSLY AT SIGHT!! RAWRRRR!!! *squish squish squish & more squishes*

Having possessed advanced technology (bin's agility) and the latest state of the art weaponry (SIMTech high quality toilet paper)... the victor of the war was obvious and the puny ant invaders were annihilated eventually after about 45minutes of bloodshed... The invaders finally halted their attacks and the full scale war officially ended at about 10am... It was an ugly and disgusting sight... corpses and more corpses and blood and more blood flooded the battlefield...

(Note: I had 10 of such graveyards!!)
The ant army lost almost two to three battalions of troops while i suffered no casualty/injury at all... DUH!

It was peace finally but a few recce ants can continuously be seen heading towards the battlefield throughout the day for scouting mission... However... none made it back alive to their base to report the military situation to their officers unfortunately...

Sidetrack: I witnessed a touching scene when approaching the end of war... There was this surviving ant 'piggybacking' his dead comrade (i don't know.. perhaps it is still breathing) and running around the battlefield aimlessly as though it is looking for a medic ant to save its friend... It was such a heartening scene... i had the urge to spare their life... but i was quite irritated and HAD to do this... *SQUISH*... Amen -_-...


PS: I apologized for my chui blackberry camera...

PSS: I always had this perception that ants are bloodless... Well.. Today was my first time seeing so much BLOOD oozing out from an ant... Not just RED blood... There were a few ants with BLUE blood... YES!! BLUE!! WTF??... mutant black ants???


PSSS: I can foresee another war tomorrow... Amitabha...