Good skin

I don't understand why do Koreans naturally have such good complexions?? Their complexions just seem so succulicious (succulent + delicious) and got this tionk tionk feel even without much make up... *envious*... i wonder what is their secret to good skin... kimchi?? botox?? plastic surgery?? BB cream?? weather??

For me leh??? My face is almost an oil field with enlarged pores like craters on the moon... blackheads... whiteheads... acnes... You name it, I have it!... Simi sai also have... Seriously... i think the amount of facial oil i produce in a year is sufficient to power a motorcar for a few days... Since our earth's oil supply is depleting fast.. researchers might want to consider alternative sources such as biofuels like me -_- ... Why ar why ar??... why like that?? i have 5 chinese words to describe this situation.. 同人不同命!!.. They had been my good friends and accompanied me through ups and downs for almost 16 years already and still counting... I want to 绝交 with them and will not miss them a tiny bit!

I had experimented all sorts of brands of facial products... From Nivea to Oxy to Garnier to whatever it is... Their products' claim is forever so convincingly convincing... BUT whether it works is another story... Well.. most of these products that i purchased should have ended up at Semakau landfills or Tuas incinerators already... Ok.. next on the list... this brand named SIMPLE!... which happens to be in line with my life's philosophy of being simple... perhaps the simple solution to good skin for a simple guy with a simple life living in a simple world looking for a simple girl is simply SIMPLE... I just edited my mini intro... now it looks even more simple... haha..

I am not trying to be vain or whiny or what.. i just feel that everyone should deserve to have a good complexion... why the creator of life must come out with such an ugly and hideous disease??... goshh..

PS: My daily facial regime includes applying cleanser, toner followed by moisturizer... Nothing wrong ma...

PSS: For those who are nodding in agreement after reading this post... i feel your agony and pain..